You hussy

Megan Fox leaving the Five Fifteen salon in Glendale (3/30)

The latest "non-newsworthy story that I'm writing about because it gives me a chance to post a shitload pictures of Megan Fox" is brought to you by the National Enquirer:

Megan Fox shamelessly flirted with a hunky waiter at the Chateau Marmont on April 1...and no, it wasn't an April Fool's Joke! (Print Edition - 4/20)

This is ridiculous. Get your facts straight. I'm a server, not a "waiter." And while it's true I'm "hunky," I see nary a mention about my penetrating blue eyes. Fuck you National Enquirer. This is insulting.

[Flynet]

vicky acunto

thats so funny i cant believe she would flirt with the waiter and not someone famous what a loser

cowbulls

Someone famous??!?? I'd say you are the loser for thinking that a waiter isn't good enough for the walking ink blotter.

As for Megan, she looks so sexy when all the crappy ink is covered.

aimee

im totally straight..but this chick could turn ANYONE bi for one night! what is it about her that just screams sex??