Megan Fox leaving the Five Fifteen salon in Glendale (3/30)

The latest "non-newsworthy story that I'm writing about because it gives me a chance to post a shitload pictures of Megan Fox" is brought to you by the National Enquirer:
Megan Fox shamelessly flirted with a hunky waiter at the Chateau Marmont on April 1...and no, it wasn't an April Fool's Joke! (Print Edition - 4/20)
This is ridiculous. Get your facts straight. I'm a server, not a "waiter." And while it's true I'm "hunky," I see nary a mention about my penetrating blue eyes. Fuck you National Enquirer. This is insulting.

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im totally straight..but this chick could turn ANYONE bi for one night! what is it about her that just screams sex??

thats so funny i cant believe she would flirt with the waiter and not someone famous what a loser

Someone famous??!?? I'd say you are the loser for thinking that a waiter isn't good enough for the walking ink blotter.
As for Megan, she looks so sexy when all the crappy ink is covered.

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