Well-played John, well-played

John Mayer and Scheana Marie Jancan

That purty-looking lady on the right is Scheana Marie Jancan, John Mayer's new slumber party friend. For the record, Scheana is a 23-year-old, eager-to-please Hawaiian Tropic model . . . which seems like a nice upgrade over a 40-year-old actress who was constantly bugging you to "stick it in and give me your seed 'cause I want a baby NOW." From Star:

Star has learned that John is hooking up with aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan. They met in early April at a Beverly Hills lounge. Scheana, who turns 24 in May, served the sexy singer drinks at The Grand Havana Room and John started chatting her up.

"Scheana was shocked and thrilled when John asked her out," a source tells Star. "She has always thought he was hot, and she said yes right away, writing down her cell phone number on a napkin. They flirted the whole time, and he told her she was cute."

The gorgeous brunette, who has modeled for Ed Hardy and Doritos and was a runner-up in a Hawaiian Tropic Pageant, has been hanging out with the singer at his rented home in Calabasas, Calif.

"There is always food and beer around," according to the source. "Scheana said she has loads of fun there; it’s like spring break!"

Well-played John Mayer, well-played. Going for the 23-year-old Hawaiian Tropic model wasn't a move I thought you still had in your playbook. Judging from your previous relationship, I thought you were the kind of guy that would be attracted to the more washed-up types of women . . . like Kathy Griffin or Richard Simmons. Now that I know we will be competing for the same pool of models and beauty pageant contestants, I have only one thing to say to you Mr. Mayer: Good luck, you're going to need it.

[WENN]

donna

to alex mojo...there are many gorgeous israeli's...bar rafael for one. john mayer is just plain ugly..U G L Y..he could be marc anthony's brother...fawk, how do these men get any woman nm a good looking one???

twitter.com/alexmojo (alex moj

Gross. He's soooo gross. He looks Israeli. "You Don't Mess With The Zohan!"

You don't mess w/ the Bihan? (bisexual)

master yoda

Not too shabby. Hell, if fame and $$ can't get you some decent tail, then he wouldn't try so hard.

He'll be back with Jen when his ego tells him it's time to get on the cover of People again.

As far as Jen needing a 'donor'... please...there are a million guys who line up for that. Hopefully, I will be towards the front.

cowbulls

Congratulations John on the major upgrade.

Deano

If He can score this kind of tail what the holy hell was he banging Jennifer Aniston for?

Fasc(ion)ist(a)

Meh, she's kind of goofy-looking-- no jawline and a busted nose-- won't stand the test of time.

The Devil

Of course I have his soul!