Scarlett Johansson in late 2005
Wave goodbye to hot Scarlett, say hello to freaky-muscular Scarlett. And it's all Gwyneth Paltrow's fault -- she introduced Scarlett to her personal trainer . . . who also works with Madonna. GWYNETH YOU BITCH I'LL KILL YOU! From the Daily Mail:
*THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOO!
[Flynet, WENN, Mavrixonline]
Wave goodbye to hot Scarlett, say hello to freaky-muscular Scarlett. And it's all Gwyneth Paltrow's fault -- she introduced Scarlett to her personal trainer . . . who also works with Madonna. GWYNETH YOU BITCH I'LL KILL YOU! From the Daily Mail:
Scarlett Johansson has enlisted the help of Gwyneth Paltrow's personal trainer to shape up for her new film role. The beautiful actress, who was once renowned for her hourglass curves, now does daily workouts with Gwyneth and fitness expert Tracy Anderson. She has shed more than a stone since she began getting fit for Iron Man 2, in which Gwyneth also stars.Tracy Anderson has built up a reputation as being personal trainer to the stars, and also counts the super-fit Madonna among her clients.There's only one explanation for why Scarlett would be working out with Madonna's trainer and hanging out with Gwyneth Paltrow: She's been cast as one of the bad guys in Iron Man 2. That's the only reason I can think of for why she'd want to look like Mumm-ra and sound like Snarf.* My advice to Scarlett: Avoid changing your appearance because it's bound to effect your greatest talent -- filling out a bra.
*THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOO!
Scarlett has been coasting for too long on past performances. I'm glad to see she's back on track for a high profile feature. Cheers!
Why?Why? get ready for some tight, hard ,veiny arms and those boobs? they're fat
and they must be removed before your transformation into celebrity transexual
like Madonna can be complete.
Aside from big boobs, she's just not hot anymore. Amazing how quickly she became a butterface.
I never thought Scarlett was all that hot anyway...and you can hurt Paltrow all ya want...I can think of about 100 different women that would be better for Black Widow anyhow. I just hope the movie turns out okay.
Yeahhhhh! A Thundercats referrence!!!