Top 10 Bad Hollywood Boob Jobs

Top 10 Bad Hollywood Boob Jobs

by Dan the Celebman

Nothing makes shallow celebs happier than a stiff injection of saline solution. But just like with Kevin Costner's acting career, things sometimes go horribly wrong.

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  • Thumbnail: 10. Audrina Patridge. The Hills has a lot to answer for. This MTV-produced bucket of rotting fish bait was thrust upon our small screens in 2006. Audrina has probably had breast implants, as they look perkier and significantly larger than they used to. However, we forgive her; any girl’s boobs would droop in the presence of Spencer Pratt.
  • Thumbnail: 9. Jewel. Jewel’s musical career has been declining in recent years. A boob job can usually help fix a performer’s esteem at least for the foreseeable future. Unless that boob job leaves you with some bizarre wrinkles that look like your granny’s forehead when she is frowning as you try to explain to her what bukkake is.
  • Thumbnail: 8. Jenna Jameson. Well it’s no surprise to find Jenna on this list. Jenna’s boobs were once a 32DD and currently come in at a more petite 32C. At one point, her boobs looked like they were made from Play-Doh; You could definitely see Tommy Lee’s handprint there. And a bit of his arm (what do you mean that’s not his arm... oh... Wow!).
  • Thumbnail: 7. Paula Abdul. I think it was just wrong of Simon Cowell to put Paula in a microwave. That’s what he did you know. Look at her. She looks like a prune with all the juice sucked out of her. If she got bitten by a vampire she would just explode like a piñata full of dust. Her boobs look like she uses them to weigh vegetables by hooking a balance on nipple rings. Yuck.
  • Thumbnail: 6. Vivica Fox. Vivica Fox had such a bad boob job that “Vivicas” is now a term used to describe breasts that have hardened breast implants. Really, check the Urban Dictionary. Vivica played a hardened killer in Kill Bill Vol 1. No doubt she put her newfound skills to use by pounding the butcher who shoved an old pair of sandals in her chest cavity.
  • Thumbnail: 5. Donatella Versace. The horror, the horror. She’s making my eyes bleed, please, put me out of my misery.
  • Thumbnail: 4. Pamela Anderson. The queen of the boob job. There was a point when Pammy’s breasts were so large that astronauts could seem them from outer space (or rather the dust that collected on top of them). Her boobs have been chopped up so much that her nipples are practically falling off. Pammy is so plastic that when she dies it will take 1,000 years for her body to decompose.
  • Thumbnail: 3. Victoria Beckham. It was hard not to put Victoria in first place, her boobs are not just bad, they’re actually hilarious. Apparently she had them spaced like that deliberately to remind her of home, specifically, the English Channel. At some points, the English Channel is only 21 miles wide, just a bit slimmer than Overtanned Spice’s cleavage. Seriously, are they boobs or neoplastic benign tumors growing out from her armpits from frying her skin too much?
  • Thumbnail: 2. Tori Spelling. Tori is an evil genius. Bad boob job? Of course, but have you seen her face? We’re all too busy staring at her mammary glands to actually realize that Tori looks like that guy you keep seeing down at the market who has nice legs and boobs, but you are sure he is a guy because of his huge hands and chin (and moustache). And you worry because you keep getting a bit of a chubby when you see him/her. But you also secretly like it. You want the man/woman/beast don’t you? And Tori knows that
  • Thumbnail: 1. Tara Reid. Way to go Tara, not easy to push Tori into 2nd place. Remember Tara in “American Pie”? She was cute, sexy, and incredibly hot. Fast forward 10 years and tell me if you had a choice between Tara Reid and a meat grinder, which you’d take home to introduce to your parents? Tara’s boob job is so nasty that she was once used by NASA to scare away a potential alien invasion. The extra-terrestrials took one look at those Hellish mounds and beat a hasty retreat. She is an all-American hero.
[Flynet, WENN, Pacific Coast News, Mavrix]
April 17, 2009
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  • t

    errrr is al I can sayyyyyyty

  • chi town

    nastiest shit ive ever seen. fuck im nauseated!

  • reggie

    man thats funny I saw this on her myspce.com profile

  • killagreenz

    audrina has nice boobs...anyone who thinks otherwise haven t seen her topless pics.

  • Anonymous

    In-touch magazine had a list where Audrina was ranked #9 on their best breast in Hollywood list, i think she has great boobs,

  • charlie

    Audrina Patridge,is gross with a capitol G!

  • Mark

    Christy Canyons, boobs are the best!

  • James Cardwell

    Tara Reid is so hot she would look good without no boobs

  • Maddie

    I kinda like Victoria Beckam's boobs. I see nuttin wrong with them

  • beckam lover

    i would fuck the shit out of victoria beckam i would squeeze my dick between those sexy tits

  • ted

    Victoria Beckham - who in their right mind would think she looks good? Obviously a bad boob job and so skinny I would think she would break if hugged hard. UGLY! And Vesace...damn!

  • Kelly Gallegos

    I think the human body is beautiful natural.It is how one perceives themselves. By comparing themselves to others and what they think attracts society is why people alter their image.Breasts are for a purpose, not just for teasing the male to mate.I never liked my breast,until I breast fed all my four babies. My breast are now beautiful, full and no, they don`t sag yet.I never had any breast augmentation,but I understand why women change their breasts.

  • Anonymous

    Audrina looks like a flatboard wit 2 boiling balls attached 2 it

  • tepp

    Sorry, Audrina fucked herself up just like the rest of them. Her tits looked great before the job, which makes her another stupid, neurotic attention whore. The thing that all these women share in common (or most of them at least) is that they had nice tits to begin with. Some of them, like Jenna Jameson, even had what I would call 'big tits' before they got implants. These girls are obviously as sick as someone with anorexia or bulemia, and you assholes who defend and encourage them are pathetic. Why don't you just go get a silicone-gel filled doll and be done with it?

  • Anonymous

    Well, Pamela Anderson has had the chest done more than once, but you have to give her kudos for not having the poisonous BOTOX stuck in her face! You can actually see the expressions on her face instead of a frozen mask!

  • Anonymous

    Audrina has so nice BIG tits!!!

  • Anonymous

    this list seems backwards to me.

  • Anonymous

    Good God! All the money these women have and this is what they end up with? Vivica Fox may have "boob tape" on but she also has a dent the size of 1/2 the bottom of a tea cup...that's not from tape. Donatella always looks 4 minutes away from death. And, Spice or whatever her name is....no wonder she doesn't smile. She's wishing she'd never met her plastic surgeons. As for Tara Reid and Tori Spelling, I think Tara looks fine and Tori wasn't very attractive in a world hung up on looks. I can understand her wanting to fix a few things and glad for her if she's happier. I think she looks ok too.

  • smashed ass

    That's not Donatella Versace. It's some rich Italian countess who resembles her.

  • MEEE

    And Christina Aguilera???

  • Zina (The Original Princess)

    What a minute....The worst thing that they could find on Donatella Versace is her breasts???? Hell, look again!

  • Anonymous

    :D :D :D

  • Miss E

    That's not a boob job gone bad on Vivica! That's boob tape! It's used to give the fun bags a little lift under plunging necklines and to keep the outfit from letting it's contents spill out! It's sold at any lingerie shop.

  • obrien

    you guys are fuckin retarded, audrina is smokin hott!! yall gay bastards

  • MrSatyre

    'Fraid you missed the boat on Jewel. She has natural breasts. If you compare her breasts when she first came on the seen, they were quite large. Now they are much smaller. What you are seeing is a dramatic decrease in body tissue mass (a.k.a. weight loss), resulting in the large flat areas behind the breasts being exposed. Those are the pectoral muscles lying over the ribcage.

  • Daniel B

    Since when did Jewel have a boob job?



    She's always been natural. Her boobs got jacked by the current Hollywood trend of drastic weight loss.

  • Winky Dinky Dog

    This whole subject just makes me sad as hell.

  • oliver_sudden

    Audrina? Tori? Vivica? Jewel? What's with all the stupid names? Where are all the Susans, Marys, Janes, Elizabeths? Dontella's a wog so that's excusable.

  • jgURL

    thats not donatella look it up, it really not her

  • yuck

    I don't understand why women don't think of the consequences of having fake boobs...they never look good and 100% they develop ugly looking dents... and you know nothing is more attractive than spaced out boobs with dents on the side. BTW you forgot that skank Christina Aguilera.

  • master yoda

    Jewel would have been better to spend her fortune getting her grill fixed, as majorly fhacked, it is.

  • 5195203690@msg.telus.com

    Um... maybe it's 'cause I'm gay, but........ who's the bi|tch in the green bikini? O.o And why should I care?

  • Mr. Ed

    So true.

  • www.blahgirls.com

    Eww Audrina's stomach looks so leathery.

  • Smiley

    How did Shauna Sand not make this list!?! Her nips are str8 up FUCKED!!!

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