Tila Tequila outside ONE Sunset lounge in Hollywood (4/1)

Tila Tequila's house apparently was broken into and ransacked last night. While in her house at 2 AM, Tila's stalker posted a few messages to her Twitter page:

I just broke into her house, killed her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.
2 minutes ago from web

Tila Tequila is dead
6 minutes ago from web

Fortunately (or unfortunately if you really hate dumb whores), Tila's not actually dead. At 4 AM, she posted the following messages to her Twitter (her page has since been locked; you can see screenshots here, here, and here):

Im still shaking and crying! My dog in the trunk of the car, house is shattered, everything is smashed! I'm staying at a friend’s house 2nite
about 4 hours ago from web

Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I've been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I'm sad and shocked and bye
about 4 hours ago from web

I dont want to call police because media will get involved and im an emotional wreck right now and dont media make it worse. Going away
about 4 hours ago from web

They Broke everything in my living room....EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I'm so sad right now....this sucks
about 4 hours ago from web

I dont want to talk about this anymore and will be taking some time off as I am sick right now......goodnight and I love u all. God bless
about 4 hours ago from web

Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment....I love u all
about 4 hours ago from web

pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me
about 4 hours ago from web

Pt.2 but someone did indeed break into my house. It's been a very scary night for me. it's 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all
about 4 hours ago from web

Pt 1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don't know who logged into my account and wrote that.
about 4 hours ago from web

I know this is a pretty serious situation but you gotta admit, locking Tila's dog in the trunk of her car is pretty damn funny. It's way funnier than drawing wacky faces on the wall with pig's blood . . . not that I've ever done that . . . twice.

NOTE: You know what else would have been funny? Putting a few pairs of panties in Tila's dresser. "Wait a minute, I don't own panties. Aw dammit, am I in the right house?"

[Pacific Coast News, ONTD]