Kirsten Dunst out and about in L.A. (4/9)
A lot of people say if they had a time machine they'd go back to 1986 and buy Microsoft stock or 2004 and bet on the Red Sox to win the World Series. Me? I'd go back to 1981 and light Kirsten Dunst's dad's testicles on fire. "Let's see you reproduce now motherfucker!"
[Pacific Coast News]
A lot of people say if they had a time machine they'd go back to 1986 and buy Microsoft stock or 2004 and bet on the Red Sox to win the World Series. Me? I'd go back to 1981 and light Kirsten Dunst's dad's testicles on fire. "Let's see you reproduce now motherfucker!"
I don't get it
She's fugly and she's wearing a see through dress. Duh.
She looks like one of those Polygimist's wives...only uglier - if that's possible.
She should have just stayed a child forever like in Interview with the Vampire. She was very cute then, I am not sure what happened since other than drugs and alcohol.
If Reese is Jake's beard, then what was Dunst earlier on? She doesn't seem the kind who would be willing to beard a guy; she wants action. So what kept her with Jake so long?
If Witherspoon is Jake's beard, then what was Dunst when she was living with him for a couple of years? She doesn't seem the kind of woman who would beard anyone; she likes action. So....???