Kourtney Kardashian in Maxim (April)

I hate to break this to you Kim, but Kourtney is way hotter than you. It's not even close. If we could measure hotness the same way we measure a country's GDP (and I really don't understand why we can't do that; c'mon economists, get off your lazy asses), Kourtney would be the United States and Kim would be Austria. As for Khloe? Well, Khloe would be Birmingham, Alabama.

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  • j

    My 2 cents: Kim is hotter thank Kourtney.

  • AX

    the hot kardashian? what the hell is wrong with you!! kim is by far the hottest. khloe is hotter than kourtney.

  • jay

    will all the ugly ladies please stop commenting anonymous!!!!!!!! freaking haters!!!!

  • wow

    The only reason you think she looks "hot" is because her face has been photoshoped beyond recognition. It doesn't it even look like her. Soon enough, the real pics will surface, just like her fat sister's.

  • Anonymous

    Your insane. Niether one is hot and she is defintely worse.

  • Nissen

    The Kardashian's sure have excellent child bearing hips.

  • cowbulls

    Those hips are for sexual enjoyment. And there aren't many better hips out there.

  • KC

    Hot? Hell yeah...hotter than Kim NO WAY IN HELL!

  • Gdrive

    i liked her before the makeup job. almost doesn't look like her


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