Amy Winehouse wants to be a mom

I don't know how this would even be legal but Amy Winehouse supposedly wants to adopt (she's been unable to conceive naturally since around May of last year when she started storing crack pipes in her uterus). From OK!:

Amy Winehouse wants to adopt a child in St. Lucia. The singer is said to be desperate to give a child from the Caribbean island a home, and has vowed to settle there if it will improve her chances of success.

A source said: "Amy is seriously thinking about adopting. But she is aware it's going to be incredibly difficult with her background. She has always wanted to be a mother. She loves St. Lucia and would move there for good in order to adopt."

If one of the adoption agency's conditions for Amy is that she must move to St. Lucia, I'd suggest that all of Great Britain chip in for a bribe. Of course Amy is completely delusional if she thinks anyone would let her take care of a child. It's a fact that living with a deranged/drugged-out woman is generally not considered the best environment for a child.*
 
*See Britney Spears' two sons. Her youngest is a cross-dresser and her oldest routinely eats dog poop.

[Flynet]