That’ll come right out with a little OxiClean

The ShamWow crime scene

Here’s the crime scene photos from ShamWow spokesman’ Vince Shlomi’s beatdown of a Miami whore in February. I know you think that’s a lot of hooker blood, but in my experiences, hookers tend to bleed a lot easier than normal women with souls. You’ll notice near the pillows that there’s two condoms. It’s good to see Vince setting an example for all the kids out there. It’s what being a role model is all about.

[The Smoking Gun]

April 10, 2009 - 7:30 am