The ShamWow crime scene

Here's the crime scene photos from ShamWow spokesman' Vince Shlomi's beatdown of a Miami whore in February. I know you think that's a lot of hooker blood, but in my experiences, hookers tend to bleed a lot easier than normal women with souls. You'll notice near the pillows that there's two condoms. It's good to see Vince setting an example for all the kids out there. It's what being a role model is all about.

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[The Smoking Gun]
  • Jeremy from We Took the Bait

    For one reason or another, I don't think Vince dropped a grand on this "high-end call girl." Probably gave her thirty dollars and a Graty. Tacos, fettucini, martini, bikini.

  • BrieCS

    Dude, if she bit his fucking tongue, I don't blame him. Seriously. If I paid $1000 for a hooker and he/she bit my tongue without my express permission, bitch gonna get slapped.

  • nascargurl88

    Maybe she should've used the cock chop on him. (if any of you have seen the utube video you get it)

  • heather

    YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!

  • Dan

    someone sure beat the shit out of her !

  • Slim Whitman

    Good thing Vince nixed the BJ!

  • j

    this guy is my idol. hookers don't have souls. meh.

  • LEE SOBEL

    This guy is a disgrace to all Pitchmen and to the Home Shopping Networks. His ads should be pulled.

  • master yoda

    So who shot who?

  • Sheila

    Sham POW!!! LOL, looks like he used the Slap Chop on her....hahahahaha

  • Sheila

    Sham POW!!! LOL, looks like he used the Slap Chop on her....hahahahaha

  • James

    I guess she didn't love his nuts.

  • Zac

    Billy Mays is the man! Vince sucks!

  • jasmindd

    that looks so bad i feel sorrier for her than for rihanna ha

  • Average Joe

    He's gonna need a couple of ShamWow's to clean up that mess


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