Alec Baldwin eating lunch in Santa Monica (4/26)

See that Britney? See what Alec is doing there? The handsfree kit lets you use both of your hands for cuttin', pokin', and shovelin', while still allowing you to do such things as order a pizza or call 411 to get directions to the nearest Baskin-Robbins. It's the type of veteran move you only see from an eater with millions of calories of experience.

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  • Angel

    Good Lord -- ad he thought his daughter was the pig?

  • amy

    Wow. Alec B eating. I thought I had seen it all. NOT.



    Have to agree, bet none of us look too pretty eating and being snapped by a low life photographer who is stalking us...

  • geisler

    have you ever seen pictures of yourself eating? if alec baldwin looks like this, imagine your own mug 3oomm zoom-lensed ambush-shot while you're shoveling an wieldy chunk.



    not pretty



  • Bambiezbo

    Part of me would love to rich and ridiculously famous, but most of me is like "F**k that". There seem to be hordes of people just waiting for famous people to sneeze, or pick their nose, or bend over in an awkward way so they can take a picture. Like poor Alec up there, in mid-bite.



    As much as I'd enjoy the fame, money, women, and fast cars and limitless booze, I can certainly go without seeing pictures of myself scratching my anus in celeb mags.

  • necropolis

    why r u fat slobs making fun of him, its not as if u dont ever eat....and he probably never gets a fucking minute to be alone without this STUPID papparazi

  • moeyflower

    Oh please! If he were a woman looking like that you would all be all over him. Just cuz he's a man it's ok to look and eat like a hippo. Typical double standard.

  • nikki hilton

    Cuz you don't eat food you dumb fuck? do you inhale your food thru a tube? leave the guy alone and get a real fucking job. you lousy piece of shit.

  • IloveABaldwin

    Who cares? Everybody eats. I still think he is so sexy!

  • Anonymous

    Oh and all of you are sooooo thin?

  • www.blahgirls.com

    So much wrong...

  • Anonymous

    Looks like he ate the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

  • fuck face

    and you were making fun of your daughter's weight? you hippo-crit!


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