Simon Cowell is drunk

Simon Cowell leaving a party at The Box nightclub in New York (4/3)

My god, are those car keys in Simon's hand? I really hope he didn't drive home. Not because he's drunk, but because he's in a car. You hit a drifter (as I assuming most people do when they're drunk; I hit four last week) and he's going right through your windshield, potentially injuring your passengers and creating one helluva cleanup. When I go clubbing, I won't drive home in anything less than a Hummer or snow plow. You gotta be responsible.

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[Flynet]
April 10, 2009
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  • Twitter.com/AlexMojo - Alex Mo

    Uh-oh. Open alcohol container in public. Arrest him for public intoxication!!

  • windypoo

    Matters not ... I'd do 'im!

  • Amy Grindhouse

    Hehe, that's such a funny picture of him!

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