Tom Brady and Gisele leaving St. Monica's church in Santa Monica after their first wedding (2/26)

Shots were fired at the wedding of Tom Brady and Gisele Saturday night in Costa Rica (their "show" wedding; the two were legally married last month in Santa Monica). Because when Costa Rican security guards say no pictures, they really fucking mean no pictures. From the Boston Herald:

According to two spokesmen for the INF photo agency, photographers were hiding in the brush near Gisele’s beachfront home taking pictures of the event when they were rousted by the newlyweds’ security guards.

The photographers, identified as Yuri and Rolando Cortez and Carlos Aviles, were marched up to Bundchen’s villa where they were ordered to surrender their still photos and video. The men refused and fled with the security guards in pursuit.

Two of the photographers ran to a waiting SUV and jumped in as a guard fired a shot at them. The bullet shattered the Suzuki’s rear window, passed between the two men in the front seat and bounced off the windshield.

Holy crap. Thank god shit like that isn't allowed here in America. A ton of paparazzi hang out in front of clubs such as Teddy's and Les Deux. Think of all the innocent bystanders that would be injured if guards and bouncers were to allowed to shoot at them. Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag are there all the time. Wait a minute . . .

UPDATE: Celebslam.com is proud to announce that Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag are the winners of the "Send a Celebrity to Costa Rica" sweepstakes

[Flynet]