A natural athlete
Flynet says this is Reese Witherspoon in L.A. today "continuing her softball training for a new film." Isn't the facemask a little overkill? Who invented that stupid thing anyway? Pussies, that's who. Jesus Christ, do we really have to take the risk out of every damn sport in this country? Why not just replace the ball with a bag of feathers? Or better yet, instead of running the bases after you hit the ball, you stay at home plate and paint a picture of a unicorn. If it's pretty enough, that's worth one run.
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Flynet says this is Reese Witherspoon in L.A. today "continuing her softball training for a new film." Isn't the facemask a little overkill? Who invented that stupid thing anyway? Pussies, that's who. Jesus Christ, do we really have to take the risk out of every damn sport in this country? Why not just replace the ball with a bag of feathers? Or better yet, instead of running the bases after you hit the ball, you stay at home plate and paint a picture of a unicorn. If it's pretty enough, that's worth one run.
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