Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt out and about in West Hollywood (4/8)

Remember the pic of the bong on his kitchen counter Spencer Pratt accidentally posted on his Twitter last week? Some people were claiming it was a huge pepper grinder, like Spencer lives in a fucking restaurant or something. Oh hey, according to the Star, guess which annoying couple was recently seen at a medical marijuana store in L.A.:

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are going to pot! And Star has learned the couple may even be card-carrying users. They were spotted going into The Farmacy, a medical marijuana facility, in L.A. just before closing time on April 3. No one gets beyond the dispensary's lobby without a doctor's recommendation, one worker says.

In California, people suffering from chronic pain and other illnesses can get a medical marijuana card with a doctor's prescription. "It's not like Heidi and Spencer seem sick or anything," says a witness. "I can't imagine why they would need to be there. They were definitely trying not to be noticed. I guess they don't want their fans to think they smoke!"

It's obvious why Heidi and Spencer would be seen at a medical marijuana store -- they're both suffering "chronic pain" . . . from each other. Frankly, there's not enough weed in all of Humboldt County to ease the agony I'd be going through if I had to spend more than two seconds with either one of those two clowns. Let's just hope they do us all a favor next week when they're seen entering a gun range for "relationship counseling." [Flynet]