Paris Hilton outside h.wood nightclub in Hollywood (4/27)

I don't know where those things came from either. Black magic? eBay? Maybe it's an illusion? Maybe David Copperfield took a break from raping and is up to his old hijinks again. Ever since he made the Statue of Liberty disappear, I've never trusted him. YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH LADY LIBERTY. Or maybe Paris sold her soul to the devil for some cleavage. Just kidding, she lost her soul years ago in the back seat of a 3-Series BMW. And then on the hood. And then against the trunk.

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • emma

    it may be the fact that im a chick and i dont car about boobs but whows the guy i totally forgot his name he is FINE

  • 8 inches

    A 3-Series BMW? Please. She wipes her ass with those. She wouldn't dare blow a guy in less than an M Series.

  • DXManners

    Real or not, those are nice tits...


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