Ouch

Jennifer Garner outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (4/29)

It's a testament to what's become of his life that the first thing I thought when I saw these nasty wounds on Jennifer Garner was, "Wait, when did she become friends with Chris Brown?"

[WENN]

Pippi

She is so adorable. Love her.

8 inches

Ladies, that's what happens when you don't wear kneepads. Or talk.

Anonymous

That's one of the most ignorant things I have ever heard. You should be ashamed of yourself!

ntvnat.

Wow. Looks like Ben got a little TOO wild in the bedroom last night. ;-)

*Ben*: "Oh, Matt! Matt! Matt, Matt, Matt!"

*Jen*: "WTF?!"

*Ben*: "Oh, shut up, bit|ch and play along. Daddy's tryin' to get his MACK on"