Oh yeah, real subtle Gwyneth

Mario Batali at a benefit for the New York Food Bank in 2007

Since she can't bear to hang out with a fatty any longer, Gwyneth Paltrow is subtly letting her celebrity-chef-friend Mario Batali know that he needs to lose weight. Like yesterday. With friends like that . . . From the New York Post:

[Batali's] pal Gwyneth Paltrow gave him a free membership to the pricey gym that she and her fitness friend Tracy Anderson are opening in TriBeCa this summer, saving him the $4,500 membership fee and monthly bills. An insider said, "Mario is the only fat friend she has, and wants him to change."

What exactly is going on at this gym that it costs $4,500 to join? Because if it's anything other than 24/7 blowjobs from hot chicks with big tits, Gwyneth Paltrow is a fucking idiot.

Todd

If you have been watching that PBS show they are both on, where they drive around Spain, you can see he's a total douche that seriously thinks he has a chance with her.

Her voice wilts in disgust and she rolls her eyes when he's all "...yeah, we need to stop and have some wine, maybe I will give you a massage...does that sound good baby?"

master yoda

by wearing those stupid orange crocs, he is asking the gods to kill him.

Let's hope they oblige.

peapo

If you haven't noticed Mario Batali is morbidly obese. He smokes and he eats and drinks copiously.

Maybe she's trying to prolong his life because she likes him.

MAybe he asked for a membership.

What a stupid rumour!!!!

anony

How DARE you remain fat and try to be Gwynnie's friend!

snow ball

i'm sure mario is a lot more fun than Dame Gwyneth