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Madonna's adoption bid denied

On Wednesday, regarding her bid to adopt 3-year-old Mercy James from Malawi, Madonna's lawyer told Us Weekly:

"I am not sleeping sleepless nights over this. I don't see any law in Malawi that can stop this adoption."

The BBC said today:

A Malawian court has ruled that US pop star Madonna has failed in her bid to adopt a second child from the country.

"I must have to decline to grant the application to Madonna," judge Esmie Chondo said in a ruling following a closed-door hearing on Friday.

Madonna's application was rejected because of a requirement that prospective parents be resident in the southern African state for 18 to 24 months. (Source)

He had no "sleepless nights" over an adoption bid that was clearly trying to circumvent Malawi law? I think it's pretty clear what's happening here. MADONNA'S LAWYER IS A VAMPIRE! Just kidding. But he is fired.

NOTE: I hope Malawi never gets Internet access because if Mercy ever Googles herself and finds out what could have been, she may jump off the highest building in the country to kill herself. Don't be worried though -- it's only one and a half stories. She'll probably just sprain an ankle.

Minge

If she really loves that kid, Madge will gladly set up home in Malawi for a couple of years.

But she won't, will she. Because she doesn't, does she.

Acemeister79

Ugly skank from skin to bone.

AHHHH HAHAHA

hahahaha Madonna ya old fuck!

Madonna + Malawi + no chance of adoption = PWND

cheapprick

she looks like a man-droid.

Just Saying

Zahara is KILLING the game right now. She took Suri's shine even with Tomcat for parents. Back up offa her. Bwahahahaha!

Mr. Ed

I suggest that Madge look no further than her native Detroit in her search for an impovorished child.

Fashionista

She can get a small dog to use as an accessory. Judging by her daughters connecting eyebrows this was a good decision.

Carlos

Is it me, or does Madonna's arms look like bacon fat?

snow ball

that sux 'cause baby girl has to eat her mush and swat more flies

Mr. Ed

The flies have more flava than the mush does.

Gdrive

wow no one has ever denied madonna of anything. she's never been told " NO ". about time