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Kim Kardashian is a dumbass

While on vacation in Mexico yesterday, Kim Kardashian fell asleep in the sun. And that happened. She wrote on her blog:

I am so sunburned and need help! I'm in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I'm going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?

Kim has to "hide from cameras for days"? I guess that means Reggie Bush isn't getting laid for a while. *rimshot*

speedmonkey.net

did she really have to mention the name of her sunglasses? "I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on"

she's pathetic.

Tet

Damn i'd like to see her other tan lines.. . yummy

Anonymous

What an asshole!

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Ryan Phillippe

I hope she gets skin cancer and dies. Stupid whore.

jm

at least the sunglasses did the job

jm

at least the sunglasses did the job

Mr. Ed

She could avoid all of this if she swallows. I'm not sure how to explain it, but will figure it out when I get the chance.

master yoda

I hereby offer myself up for the next sextape. Come on baby, you ain't never had a little green feller, have ya?

I'm hung like a baby! That get you going?

Zac

She should've worn sunscreen. Although she is stupid, I don't want her to die.

meh

i do. she's a waste of space anyway

diekim

What a loooooooooooser, I've never seen anyone else soooo desperate for attention that they would post pics of themselves looking like a total dumb ass. Absolutely no ounce of intelligence in this girl. Too bad she didn't burn to death.

Racey McRacist

She's always dated coons, and now she's starting to look like one.

jeezlouise

Shes just looking for another excuse to get pissed on- HaHa Perez is a loser, fatass, hack.

Carlos

8, I hate it when you beat me to the punch, especially when urine is involved.

8 inches

Sorry Carlos, I know Kim + urine jokes are your forte. I'll hold off next time.

Carlos

It's ok. You were quicker to the piss. I salute you, sir.

PAZUZU

HAHAHAHA, deep FAT fryer. Just rub some butter on it. Butter probably leaks out of her big fat ass anyway.

Blah Girls

OUUUUCH!

8 inches

Do I have any "remedies"? Yeah, I hear urine helps with sunburns. Why don't you go find some lying around.

goodone

hahahaha...epic

Tom

Damn. You beat me to it.

Why in the hell would she pose for multiple pictures so she could post them up IF she has to "hide form cameras for days"?

No one wants to see her ugly fat ass anyway.

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Um... then WHY would she pose for such pix? This story for real? You been stealin' stories from that talentless fatass hack Perez Hilton again? lol