Matt and Annette Lauer in 2007
Matt Lauer is basically living in fear. His wife Annette has compiled a list of all the women he's banged while married to her. If he fucks up one more time, she's making it public. Annette filed for divorce from Matt in 2006 but withdrew the petition a few weeks later when she realized dude makes, like, a katrillion dollars a year and she likes summering in the Hamptons. From the National Enquirer:
She believes in the power of love She believes in the power of second chances Matt's prenup must be more iron-clad than a WWII-era Panzer tank.
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Matt Lauer is basically living in fear. His wife Annette has compiled a list of all the women he's banged while married to her. If he fucks up one more time, she's making it public. Annette filed for divorce from Matt in 2006 but withdrew the petition a few weeks later when she realized dude makes, like, a katrillion dollars a year and she likes summering in the Hamptons. From the National Enquirer:
"That's the scuttlebutt among divorce lawyers who heard Matt's wife Annette drew up the list when she socked him with divorce papers in 2006," said a source.Since Annette is Dutch, she probably hasn't heard the old American saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 57 times, shame on me." And since she hasn't followed through on her divorce threats, there is one thing we can assume:
Although the Dutch-born beauty gave Matt a second chance by withdrawing the papers, the source said: "If Matt screws up again, the divorce will be back on, and the list of his 'other women' could be exposed." (Print Edition - 4/20)
she's probably not filing for divorce because he's paying for three horses, up to a million dollars each (or more), to come over from holland for her.
It's cheaper to keep her.
So what if he has fun on the side, men get rich to bang lots of women. Women attach themselves to rich men so they can buy lots of shoes and have walk in closets (it's symbiotic). Is he keeping a shoe list?
I would do him...he's hot!
She looks like his brother.
Aw, face it-- he's a flesh cigar smoker like Lance Armstrong is. C'mon out of the closet, Matt! The water's fine! :-D
Aw, wait. His SHREW of a wife will tell on him. Guess ya gotta keep her now. *coughs-what Robert Wagner, Christopher Walken did to Natalie Wood-coughs*
Matt Laurer is the biggest dork. I think he is very unattractive. I would rather sleep with pee-wee herman. At least he is funny.
The very clever wife is making sure that no other women will dare to sleep with him!