Chris Jepson

Lindsay Lohan is back on the straight team. According to Life & Style, Lindsay hooked up with 22-year-old Chris Jepson at a house party in L.A. last week. Jepson works as a manager at London hotspot Bungalow 8 . . . which is exactly one more job than Lindsay has. From the magazine:

"His name is Chris Jepson, and he's British," an insider close to the 22-year-old star tells Life & Style. "Lindsay's mom, Dina, has even met him. He seems like a good guy. Lindsay's family is very happy she’s moved on from Samantha Ronson.”

At the party, Lindsay certainly didn't seem broken up about her split with Sam. "At one point, she took Chris' hand and disappeared into the bathroom with him for 45 minutes," says a partygoer. "People were knocking on the door, but she wouldn't come out."

The New York Post adds:

On April 15, Lohan and Jepson were inseparable at a Hollywood Hills house party. According to a spy, they even went into a bathroom together and didn't come out for quite some time.

Friends fear that Lohan is in a "meltdown" situation and has no career to fall back on. ... Meanwhile, since the Ronson split, the former starlet has not only gone back to men -- she's also gone back to partying all night, every night. Last week, she hit six clubs in one evening. Lohan doesn't have a rep and her former publicist didn't return calls.

What's happened to Lindsay is just sad, really. I mean, 45 minutes? Old Lindsay's in and out of that bathroom in two minutes tops. She was like the Jason Bourne of chicks who blew dudes in bathrooms. Brutally efficient in form and execution, yet she'd make it seem like she really cared. You'd be staring into her eyes, feeling like you were the only two people on earth, and then -- BAM -- you were done. The "BJ Assassin" people used to call her.
[WENN]