K-Fed leaving PINZ Bowling Alley in Studio City (4/9)

Kevin "seconds please" Federline is in talks with NutriSystem to become a spokesman. It's about damn time. How many time does someone have to confuse you with Michael Moore before you get the hint? From In Touch Weekly:
Since last year, Kevin Federline has packed on the pounds — one pal estimates that the former backup dancer has gained more than 40 — and his new job may be to shed that fat. According to another friend, K-Fed, 31, has been offered a deal with NutriSystem to promote its Men's Plan program. "Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money," the friend says. "He's seriously thinking it over."
So K-Fed's going to hock products that help him with the deficiencies he's having in his life? Sounds like he's finally found a way to stay gainfully employed for the next several decades. Of course there is one company he'd never endorse: Trojan. Not putting on one of those things was the best investment he ever made . . . along with that well-timed commodity futures contract he bought last May, obviously. In all seriousness though, he's comically fat.

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  • Ted

    I agree Allen. How many girls use the old "keep a ni**a baby" routine with pro athletes/singers/movie stars. Do I like his music? Hell no. Do I care how he makes money the rest of his life? Also hell no.

  • Allen

    To Lacey Caey:

    Good for K-Fed for pimping the system like the thousands of women who do the same thing everyday. There are a shit ton more fat worthless women collecting child support or being a lazy stay at home mom than men. Next time you hear of a women trying to collect child support throw a bitch rant at her and tell her no, that is the k-fed way. Cheers to k-fed, he has accomplished what too many never will, getting money for nothing....I'd swear he had a vagina or something.

  • Lacey Caey

    I am soooo sick of this sack of nothing profiting just because he knocked up a superstar desperate to break away from her stage mother.

    He never has to work another day in his life as long as he has kids with Brit.


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