Jessica Simpson in Lake Tahoe last year
Remember when Jessica Simpson's dad Joe told GQ this in 2004:
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Remember when Jessica Simpson's dad Joe told GQ this in 2004:
"Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got DOUBLE Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!"Not wanting to be left out on the daughter boob talk, Jessica's mom Tina twittered this to Ashlee on Tuesday:
@AshSimpsonWentz. Driving home in my GWagon with Jess...both are fast and top heavy!What's wrong with this family? If it isn't Jessica's dad ogling her tits, it's her mom. Boasting about a girl's chest isn't something that's done by a responsible parent -- it's done by a boyfriend or neighbor with a telescopic lens. And since when has Jessica Simpson become "fast"? If I remember correctly, she waited until she was married to put out. In my book, that isn't GWagon "fast," that's Geo Metro slow.
7:48 PM Apr 14th from Yatca
"...And since when has Jessica Simpson become "fast"?
Mom was speaking in the present tense - Jessica was on her knees blowing Tony Romo on the first date?
you gotta dance with who brung you.
The only speed I need is motor boating speed.
BORING! Call me when she hits a G cup.
I titty fuck those tits
Booooyah
You know, the "FULL SIZE+" button at the top of the page was never so relevant.
I'd hit it.
So what? I have large boobs, too and my family teases me a lot about them. Really, it's the same thing as someone having a big nose or ugly mole or something. I don't see the big deal.
How YOU doin'?
Great racks don't go unnoticed.
Can anybody say flap-jacks? She could hide that weasely brother in law underneath those flappy things.
yo what up w/ that little leprechaun looking dude? creepy guy.
If you get an update on her mom's twitter you will read and realize that it wasn't her breast she was talking about. Get the facts right!
Let's see Adam Levine, Dane Cook, John Mayer, Tony and others....
Thanks for the reminder of what a creepy fucking jackass her father is. No wonder she is a fat fuck. Probably doesn't want her daddy's attention.
still the most suckable melons in all Hollywood. she's gonna have some damn lucky kids someday
I think daddy was tappin that ass long before nick whats his name.
oh please. jessica's mom is just being cute.