Jessica Simpson in Lake Tahoe last year

Remember when Jessica Simpson's dad Joe told GQ this in 2004:
"Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got DOUBLE Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!"
Not wanting to be left out on the daughter boob talk, Jessica's mom Tina twittered this to Ashlee on Tuesday:
@AshSimpsonWentz. Driving home in my GWagon with Jess...both are fast and top heavy!
7:48 PM Apr 14th from Yatca
What's wrong with this family? If it isn't Jessica's dad ogling her tits, it's her mom. Boasting about a girl's chest isn't something that's done by a responsible parent -- it's done by a boyfriend or neighbor with a telescopic lens. And since when has Jessica Simpson become "fast"?  If I remember correctly, she waited until she was married to put out. In my book, that isn't GWagon "fast," that's Geo Metro slow.

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  • layla

    oh please. jessica's mom is just being cute.

  • misterb

    I think daddy was tappin that ass long before nick whats his name.

  • The Dude

    still the most suckable melons in all Hollywood. she's gonna have some damn lucky kids someday

  • sushi

    Thanks for the reminder of what a creepy fucking jackass her father is. No wonder she is a fat fuck. Probably doesn't want her daddy's attention.

  • that's right

    Let's see Adam Levine, Dane Cook, John Mayer, Tony and others....

  • anonymous

    If you get an update on her mom's twitter you will read and realize that it wasn't her breast she was talking about. Get the facts right!

  • Oliver Wright

    yo what up w/ that little leprechaun looking dude? creepy guy.

  • tired of celebrity BS

    Can anybody say flap-jacks? She could hide that weasely brother in law underneath those flappy things.

  • cowbulls

    Great racks don't go unnoticed.

  • SallySweet

    So what? I have large boobs, too and my family teases me a lot about them. Really, it's the same thing as someone having a big nose or ugly mole or something. I don't see the big deal.

  • 8 inches

    How YOU doin'?

  • hacksaw

    I'd hit it.

  • Dumpy

    You know, the "FULL SIZE+" button at the top of the page was never so relevant.

  • D

    I titty fuck those tits

    Booooyah

  • paragon

    BORING! Call me when she hits a G cup.

  • Shenanighans

    The only speed I need is motor boating speed.

  • snow ball

    you gotta dance with who brung you.

  • Todd

    "...And since when has Jessica Simpson become "fast"?

    Mom was speaking in the present tense - Jessica was on her knees blowing Tony Romo on the first date?


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