Jennifer Love Hewitt in Maxim (May)
Maxim dusted off some old pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and is featuring them in their May issue. These are old pictures, right? Jennifer hasn't looked this hot since the good ol' days -- the days when our children still had a future and most of my free time was spent on masturbating, not stocking up on ammo and toilet paper. A little recession humor for you right there . . . but seriously, you try to steal my toilet paper and I will shoot you like a deer.
Maxim dusted off some old pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and is featuring them in their May issue. These are old pictures, right? Jennifer hasn't looked this hot since the good ol' days -- the days when our children still had a future and most of my free time was spent on masturbating, not stocking up on ammo and toilet paper. A little recession humor for you right there . . . but seriously, you try to steal my toilet paper and I will shoot you like a deer.
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