Jake Gyllenhaal at the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA (4/18)
Jake, you know how you were walking around the Coachella Music Festival on Saturday trying to look cool. Perhaps you were thinking to yourself, "I'm Jake Fucking Gyllenhaal . . . I'm not letting Reese stick up for me again like she did 20 minutes ago back at the lemonade stand when that mean guy called me a fag and started laughing at me. Because I'm Jake Fucking Gyllenhaal." I hate to break this to you dude, but your fly was down. That's why everyone was laughing at you. Well that and because you missed The Killers' entire set because you were in the parking lot hiding on top of your car from a spider.
[WENN]
Jake, you know how you were walking around the Coachella Music Festival on Saturday trying to look cool. Perhaps you were thinking to yourself, "I'm Jake Fucking Gyllenhaal . . . I'm not letting Reese stick up for me again like she did 20 minutes ago back at the lemonade stand when that mean guy called me a fag and started laughing at me. Because I'm Jake Fucking Gyllenhaal." I hate to break this to you dude, but your fly was down. That's why everyone was laughing at you. Well that and because you missed The Killers' entire set because you were in the parking lot hiding on top of your car from a spider.
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