Kim Kardashian's ass looks bigger
Is it just me or does Kim Kardashian's ass look even bigger? That's Kim at Pepsi's "Throwback Launch Party" last night. My god. How is that even possible? I fear we may never know. I think just to be safe, Kim needs to be put down so we can preserve her ass in formaldehyde for future scientific study. Two of those tranquilizer darts normally used on elephants should do the trick. We'll shoot her from a helicopter -- African game warden style -- so she doesn't suspect anything. Who's with me?
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Is it just me or does Kim Kardashian's ass look even bigger? That's Kim at Pepsi's "Throwback Launch Party" last night. My god. How is that even possible? I fear we may never know. I think just to be safe, Kim needs to be put down so we can preserve her ass in formaldehyde for future scientific study. Two of those tranquilizer darts normally used on elephants should do the trick. We'll shoot her from a helicopter -- African game warden style -- so she doesn't suspect anything. Who's with me?
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