"He's going to be my husband"

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt leaving My House nightclub in West Hollywood (4/3)

Could a purely-for-publicity fake engagement be right around the corner for lovebirds Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt? It certainly sounds like it. Ain't fake, publicity-driven love grand? From E!:

At last night's I Heart Ronson for JCPenney party, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt couldn't stop talking about their love for each other.

"We're best friends," Paris told me. "It's not like we just met. We've known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I'm really in love and really happy."

As for the rumors that the two are engaged, it hasn't happened yet, but it seems to be in the future for the two. "You never know," Doug said. "He's going to be my husband," Paris giggled.

After the party, the couple went back to Paris' house where Doug made a wish and dropped a quarter in her vagina and didn't hear it hit bottom until 15 seconds later.

[WENN, Mavrixonline]

WaWaMi

She will be broken up in 3 months. She is a TRAMP

Kt

Ok I have had enough of Paris, is it because she has all this $$$ Pretty sad that some people are in it for the celeb status. Cute guy whoever he is, not too intelligent!

d

she is trash, useless to the world and he is a fool

god only knows what he'll catch from her

pink

She is a manly looking woman isn't she? Haha rocki u r funny

rocki

Just call her Lady CaCa!!!!

rocki

Whats up with her dirty knees? How many times has she said "I'm really in love"? She says it every time she meets a boy, she makes real love sound like something that happens everyday, kinda like taking a crap. I guess for her it's the same thing.

Nick

God DAMN is she unattractive.

tsandawesomeness

i guess he wants herpes...odd

http://tsanda.wordpress.com/

pazuzuspetals

Wow Doug (whoever you are?) putting your dick in Paris is like putting into a tote bag

Anonymous

omg what a pain in my tuchus

he is just an accessory for her while she is filming her new my next bff bullshit reality show

just like benji was....

look at me fellas im rich and blonde and skinny

come do me!

anonymous

Twitter.com/AlexMojo, they are both Italian and have similar features.

8 inches

At least she won't need help buying a wedding dress. She's already an expert on "trains".

Twitter.com/AlexMojo

Um, you ever notice how much she looks like Lady GaGa (Lady GAGworthy to me!)? Come to think of it... I've never seen Paris or what's-her-name in the same room together. *strokes non-existent goatee* Hmm...?

JD

Is that guy blind or just desperate?

UgliestGuy

wait.... the quarter didn't melt??!?