Hayden was robbed

Hayden Panettiere -- or possibly a leprechaun -- at a production studio in Van Nuys (3/23)

Hayden Panettiere had thousands of dollars of jewelry stolen from her house last week. According to insiders, the lead suspects are a group of eleven mismatched criminals, who police feel used charm, wit, and humor to pull off one of the most daring heists in years. Oh wait, no. That's actually the plot to Oceans Eleven. From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources say Hayden returned from vacation on April 15th and discovered around $15,000 worth of jewelry was missing.

We're told there were no forced signs of entry -- and sources say there were several people who were in and out of the house while she was gone.

Police have released a sketch (HERE) of Hayden's stolen jewels and charms -- her "lucky" charms if you will. If you have any information, you're advised to call the LAPD at (213) 251-4554.

[Pacific Coast News]

cowbulls

Who the hell convinced this squatty bitch that she was anything special? Her legs are useless sexually so a lot of positions are not an option. I guess she can make up for that with that big mouth of hers. Make she’s an anal queen, otherwise she’s useless.

Robert

She is smoking hot. If you dont think so you are half a fag

JuanMore

I think they stole her tits.

KJIH-TV

Fu|cking who|re. That "casting couch" motto is nooooooooo Hollywood cliche as far as this bi|tch is concerned. The talentless bim|bo will get a *much-deserved* FALL when her rapidly-fading 'Heroes' gets axed and she's left to fend for herself. I guess those legs will spreading *very* soon. I bet her hoo-ha tastes all NASTY, since she's a disgusting smoker and all!!!!

But I wish her well. :]

Anonymous

She IS a crime victim - someone took the bottom half of her jeans. C'mon Hayden, not even Daisy Duke wears "Daisy Dukes" anymore.

Mr. Ed

I'm pretty sure it was the whales.