Go Lindsay!

Go Lindsay!

Lindsay Lohan in Maui (4/29)

Looks like we can add "surfing" to the list of things Lindsay Lohan is bad at. For the record, the current list:

Checkers
Staying sober
Waking up before noon
Algebra
Not sucking cock in nightclub bathrooms
Grand Theft Auto IV
Finding her panties in the morning (check under his bed Lindsay)
Surfing

[Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

Anonymous

Lindsay,

If you can't find your panties under the bed, check to see if they're swinging from the ceiling fan blades!

hag of a broad

why the paps continue to follow this broad is beyond me.

1) not good looking

2) doesn't eat

3) talentless

4) can't even be a good lesbian

5) no taste or style

6) i'm sure she cannot cook

7) has wing dings for parents

8) can't drive while high

9) corrupting her little sister

10) wait...i just gave 9 reasons they should be following her.

Carlos

You can't really say she's bad at GTA IV. Plenty of people have bounced off the hood of her car and she got away with it. She must have a really life "Lower stars" code.

She is bad at not having orange feet, though.

Nick

You forgot:

Washing hair

Singing

Acting

Eating

CN

you forgot singing

DXManners

Pretty soon all she'll have going for her is great side-boob.