A funny hat . . . I can barely contain myself

Who knew but apparently having five of your kids with you as you try to score some hot ass can be a bit of a handicap. From the New York Post:

Murray was having a late dinner at Steak Frites in the Village Friday night around 11 with five of his six sons when he spied a hot Scarlett Johansson-look-alike sitting near the bar. Our spy said Murray, who was drinking hot tea all night, "walked over to the woman, tapped her on the shoulder and started chatting about the Michigan State vs. Kansas basketball game. When his kids got restless he counted his losses, shook her hand and left."

Did someone forget to tell me that March was "famous old dudes hooking up with hot young chicks month"? What happened to the good ol' days when an aging wealthy man would have the decency and self -respect to rent a whore off of craigslist? If this keeps up, next week I might find myself getting cockblocked at the local bar by Andy Rooney or someone even older and more disgusting . . . like Kathy Griffin. *shudders*

[Flynet]