Paris and Barron Hilton leaving Teddy's nightclub last year

Barron "I had my first DUI when I was just 18" Hilton is ready to take the world by storm. Hold your laughter please. According to the New York Post, Paris' little brother is currently producing an album and is in talks with Viacom to produce a reality show. How original. He told the paper:
"I want to be an international singer-songwriter. I'm sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many [bleeps] I was sleeping with. I'm done with partying and traveling. It's time to get this [bleep] started. [The reality show is] gonna be like 'The Hills,' but real. A lot of that stuff is pre-setup or re-setup. This is gonna show the meetings, the production side, the recording side . . . I just want people to say, 'Wow, this song really moved me, or made me cry.' " (Source)
Newsflash Barron: Your music really is going to "make people cry" . . . as soon as they press "Play." What's hardest to understand about this story is why Barron has decided to give up on partying and banging random sluts. Isn't that the whole reason for becoming a musician in the first place? I'd be inclined to believe that Barron's aspirations were indeed altruistic and not self-serving if it weren't for one minor detail: His last name.

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Who is Paris Hilton?

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My, my, my... just look at those dainty lady fingers on Barron. :-)

Already got his first under-aged DUI behind him.

http://www.twitter.com/noahgraycabey

Her eyes are closed, his scarf is askew,and they look toasted already. Let's go for a drive, yo!

they both pretty bitches

With all that money and opportunity, he will still end up snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
I realise more and more that being borned into privilige is nothing but a liability, and will continue to produce wasted offspring like this.
I don't think I know of any second, third, fourth generation of wealth in history ever doing anyting of significance.

He's plainly jealous of Joaquin Phoenix' success as a rapper.

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