Mickey Rourke outside My House nightclub in West Hollywood (4/1)

Bai Ling -- who seemingly has no shame whatsoever -- really really really doesn't want you to think she hooked up with Mickey Rourke. Earlier in January, Ling "accosted" Rourke at a party in Hollywood and the two made out all night. The actress' -- and I use that term in the loosest sense imaginable -- publicist told the New York Post:

"While Bai Ling, who is single, has dated a lot during her career, she isn't some 'whore' who hooks on to rising actors. She considers Mickey Rourke a friend. He sent a car for her. She never had an interest in dating him. The next day it was all over the tabloids . . . Though she is an iconoclast with her fashion, too often she's mislabeled as a tawdry Holly Golightly."

Uh oh. If Mickey's smart, he'll cash in on his new-found 15 minutes STAT. Because if a nobody like Bai Ling is denying she hooked up with you, you know your career is circling the toilet. It's great how Bai's agent made a point of letting everyone know that his client isn't a "whore." I completely agree. I've always called the girls I've "visited" that look like her "deep tissue masseuses" . . . that forget to wear their tops.*

*BTW, if you've seen Bai Ling topless, you'll find yourself thinking: "That's not a nipple . . . that's a Space Station." (Link NSFW)

[PPacific Coast News]