She doesn't even look like she's enjoying it. I mean really look at her face and body language? They are just innit for the money. I soft of agree with WTF. Hef should just get over himself and retire.

Hugh Hefner looks like he's ill and tired. It's a total publicity facade when he's photographed with younger women, it helps to perpetuate the myth that older men are as virile and attractive to women as the men their own age. (as my female co-worker so succintly put it when she was receiving unwanted phone calls from an older man: "I'm eighteen and he's forty. What's his problem?").

No I dont believe all women are whores (nor that the majority are, nor that I am). If you truly believe that then you need some serious psychological help and I pity any woman who has the misfortune to cross your path.

Even a couple of years ago he appeared vital and had an aura of power. The women on his arms used to be an adjunct, just more performers in his show but now they appear to be the whole show. Notice how nobody is paying him any attention and he just looks like a tired old man. Think he should focus less on trying to keep up the persona and recognise that playboy's success nowadays doesnt hinge on him being the embodiment of his readers fantasies and go back to looking for the naxt pamela, jenny or carmen

When did I say that ALL women are whores?

If you look again you'll find that everytime I called women whores it was within the context of Hefners and the rest of the so-called 'alfa-bulls' actions, magazines, etc.

I never said ALL women are whores.

I need some serious psychological help? WTF does that even mean? Would you say the same thing to someone that thinks all politicians are corrupt?

I couldn't agree more with you. Facade facade facade. Just a publicity illusion to make men kid themselves into thinking that they'll still be attractive to younger women, no matter their grandfatherly age. And that they'll always be as virile. Got news for you guys! A man's sexual peak is around age eighteen, while a woman hits her peak at around thirty-five. And old sperm is definitely not as potent as the young-un ones.

Aceptar nuestros años y vivencias.

Os andri ittoni ton dia tou somatos idonon pampan oudemias aretis prosiki.

X. D.V.11

Boys!Boys! Please! all this bickering is making my honey pot tingly! Leave poor Eddie alone you bullies!!

Doingit...> and WTF, you two need detention!

That anger and frustration should be re-directed right here on my luscious tits and sweet tight honey pot! You both sound like two horny teenagers! I'm 37 but still look good and I'm sure I could give you a run for the money!( I won't charge you of course). I want to take you both on at once! One of you start on my sweet tits and the other on my sweet kitty-then I'll smoke WTF's cock n nuts with wet mouth and tongue, while Doinit plunks my snatch doggie style in front of a mirror! MMMMMmm - you naughty boys will know your place then!!

PLEASE post more smoking nuts and snatch plunking!

Just for the record, I like to be spanked while I read Foucault's Discipline & Punish.

I demand more anti-troll poems and more horny, desperate bitches going through a midlife crisis.

Hey Edward where did you go?

Post another poem you fucking douchebag.

Nice poem!

Seems to get this WTF person just right.

Hey, WTF, has Mommy made supper for you yet? The basement is NOT an apartment, despite what your therapist says.

Hey, crazydad your sons asshole is not your wifes pussy despite what the voices in your head say. Cheers mate!

WTF, I pity you.

You are what is commonly known of as a "Troll", and I have written a poem for you and people like you.

You will probably rant, rave, and snort in contempt, but I will neither read nor respond to any of your caustic dribble. I would urge you to channel what I will generously refer to as your "passion" into your own blog stating hypothesis, argument, and conclusion instead of your somewhat arbitrary method of assaulting the conjectures and opinions of others. Did you even notice that in your ravings you neither agreed with nor offered support for any opinion or statement made by anybody. You had no positive thing to say about any person, belief, culture, or behavior. You have nothing to share but frustration, anger, and hate.

Remember these words:

Trolls hate everything in the world, but the thing they hate most is... themselves.

Find something you love. Something other than your love of hate. Focus your energy on that and maybe one day you will find your soul.

ODE TO THE TROLL



anti red

anti blue

anti gay

anti Jew

anti government

anti female

anti business

and hate email too

anti green --

damn the tree huggers

fuck the blacks

they're all just muggers

I hate short men

love big dicks

I want to kill

all fat chicks

fuck the queers

I wish they'd die

I need some pot,

let's all get high

I hate the cheats,

they're worst of all

unless it's cause

her man's too small

when I find

some pics of dicks

I post those too,

just for kicks

Whatever you say

I disagree

Talk is cheap

But my shit is free

I hate love notes,

they make me sick

I type with one hand

and stroke my stick

Conspiracies be damned,

nuke the Mid-East

I have scorching herpes,

but say it's just yeast

Girls with broken hearts?

Don’t get me started

And the men are worse

At least that’s what I farted

When you ask for help

I laugh at your pain

When you offer advice

I flame in disdain

The spics should be shot

I’ll mow my own lawn

I have no real life

And rant here till dawn

I TYPE IN CAPS

'n fix how you spell

I wish you would all

just burn in hell

I hate you,

you fucking ass -- hole

Bow to me,

for I am The -- Troll

His name is Ed and he hates all trolls

He writes little poems when he's not sucking balls

Loves to flame a trolls views and twisted ways

He hasn't been fucked for 1 month and 2 days

Getting desperate now - needs to build a fan base

His poem might win the admiration of gays

A fan named crazydad gave him his praise

Could it be Ed's dad playing faggot games?

His name is Ed and he thinks he's smart

His crazydaddy told him he's as smart as a fart

He calls people trolls cause he assumes & speculates

He watches gay porn while he masturbates

His name is Ed and he loves to taste sperm

He smokes the cock everytime he's out of hemp

A veiny shaft is all Ed needs

Shove it up his ass until his asshole bleeds

Ed the troll-hunter keeps the internets safe

If you want his help just scream Rape!Rape!

Just a warning: He might arrive a bit late

You know it takes time for shit to percolate

Come on little Ed show us your troll hate

Compose another poem full of pure FAIL

Ed defends the Hef

Could it be because he's gay

I guess thats OK

After all Ed has bills to pay

So what if he bends for the almighty cock?

When he swallows spunk never misses a drop

You know he aint a flop

He loves to ride dicks only bareback

You know he aint a hack

When he wrestles with the "snake" he bites his ball sack

He sucks all the "poison" - not the distribution

The kind the fags crave and call a sweet delusion

It's Hefs weak sperm Ed is after for

That white love juice fags like him adore.

Doing it for the lulz...

I like it. Post more of this shit. You made me laugh you little faggot. I bet your other talent is sucking dick. Am I right or am I right?

.

.

.

Whose prose is this?

It's a poem baby.

Whose poem is this?

It's Ed's.

Whose Ed?

Ed is dead baby. Ed is dead.

I will try to resist the temptation to cast aspersions upon the legitimacy of your birth or your embracement of religious dogma and militant feminist propaganda…

YOU SANCTIMONIOUS FEM BASTARD! (I only said I would TRY)

Mr. Hugh Hefner has earned the right to fondle the knee, thigh, or any other part of a willing woman not only in the privacy of his birthday party, but on the fifty yard line of the Superbowl if he so desired. Condemnation of a large age difference in marriage or sexual congress has really only become part of Western culture in the post WWII era as television, the sexual revolution, the feminist movement, an awareness of the plight of pedophilia, and a growing fear, hatred, sometimes denial of our own mortality, not to mention a reduction in maternal death during childbirth, have all smashed together in a “Big Bang” of juxtaposed objectives to yield the perverted hypothesis that somehow men should only feel an attraction to women who are the same age.

I might remind you that all, and I repeat ALL animals are naturally drawn to members of the opposite sex based upon reproductive capability. The Alpha Bull gets to nail all the young healthy females because they know he will give them stronger calves who, in turn, are more likely to mate and continue the survival of their offspring. The cows do not care if he is old or young, they want to be impregnated by the bull who is biggest and toughest. Likewise, the Alpha Bull is not going to waste his seed on a weak, bloated, fat, lazy, skanky, cunt of a cow who sits around all day watching TV and bitching that the skinny girls on “Deal or No Deal” are all anorexic.

Well, Hugh Hefner, Larry Flint, and Al Goldstein are all Alpha Bulls! (I didn’t include Guccione, he’s just a “Hefner-wannabe”.) They have all fought the fight for freedom of speech, sexual liberation, safe sex, sexual education, increased funding on HIV, exposure of political corruption, expansion of women’s reproductive rights, de-stigmatization of single parent family units, glorification of motherhood – both in and out of wedlock, and the ongoing battle that “sex is not a sin”.

If not for these Alpha Bulls, we would still be watching “Leave It To Beaver”, giggling at boobies in National Geographic, and sending pregnant teenagers off to “visit an aunt” while they give birth in some home for naughty girls.

So, right after you thank these pioneers for making it possible for you to ogle over the models of your fantasy and to spew your pre-programmed critical dribble, please take your anti-ageism dogma and shove it up your self-righteous ass.

Edward Dow

"Hefner has earned the right to fondle the knee, thigh, or any other part of a willing woman..."

What kind of committee/authority has the power to bestow such rights to old people or to anyone for that matter? Who are you to judge who has the right to fondle young women? You speak against of an "anti-ageism dogma" and at the same time you say that old people MUST earn the right to fuck young girls (Hefner being one of those that have earned that right).

ALL animals (which means ALL people as well) are naturally drawn to members of the opposite sex based upon reproductive capability.

Ed, did you know that women can "reproduce" at the age of 10? Personally I don't find 10yo girls attractive just because they can get pregnant - but who am I to say that's the "right" way to think? I bet you LOOOOOVE 10 year old girls...

"Hugh Hefner, Larry Flint, and Al Goldstein are all Alpha Bulls!"

What kind of Bull are you? A Bull Shit?

If you take money out of the equation; what are rest of the criteria that make an old fart an Alpha Bull?

"So, right after you thank these pioneers for making it possible for you to ogle over the models of your fantasy..."

The first American pioneers were responsible for stealing land from Native Americans. I'm not passing judgement - I'm just stating the facts. You created your "free" country on stolen land and although that strikes me as an oxymoron I have to accept it as a historical fact.

Now according to you we have a second wave of pioneers. The ones that turned women into luxury whores and men into chronic masturbators that pervasively drool while fantasizing about them. I'm afraid to think what the next wave of american pioneers has in store for us...

The only thing Hefner has "fought" for is money and admittedly he was/is good at that.

Hefner is a good businessman. He fails on everything else.

These men you call Alpha Bulls have made a shitload of money by taking advantage of people's opressed desires and sexuality. It's like entering a diet institute holding a chocolate cake.

You are only fooling yourself if you think an entrepreneur like Hefner was genuinely worried about the freedom of speech. You call it a "fight" I call it marketing. Despite of what you american assholes believe, freedom and profit do not go hand in hand. Just have a look at 17th-18th century america.

I don't like/need Hefner. I don't like watching him fondling a young woman because I know that he can't satisfy her in bed and I know she has sold her body and soul so that she might enjoy the luxuries he can offer her, in return for awk-ward (sic) geriatric sex. I don't like Hefner because everytime I see him I'm reminded that women are whores. I don't NEED that. You obviously do.

P.S

All Hefner can do now is fondle. I'm sure if he gets to second base he shits himself. And that's fucking sad.

What's you beef with Hef? He may be old and he may surround himself with women who are much younger then him but what exactly are you arguing here? So what if playboy is a nude magazine who really cares? No ones shoving it in your face or making you read it and no one made you come here and read this article.

Alot of people admire and respect Hugh Hefner because he was a good business man and he spoke out and did things that many during his time would not do and then on the other hand there are those who admire him for the sheer fact that he is often in the presence of some of the most beautiful women that anyone has ever seen, but honestly none of that really matters.

You obviously have some serious problems if you’re going to come here and not only bash a celebrity but bash the people that say they like him because Hugh will never know how you feel and I doubt he’ll care even if he did. You were just looking for a place to start shit and you were successful, you riled a bunch of people up and then just used swear words and arguments that had to relevance to the main topic of the article to try to look smart.

You had some valid things to say but generally you just spouted insulting bullshit about women being whores and people taking it up the ass. I’m truly sorry that’s your such an angry and sad person and that you feel the need to insult others and put people down to make yourself feel better but insulting other people only proves how much of an insecure asshole you are. I bet you call women whores because a pretty girl rejected you really bad, am I right? Well not all chicks are like that sweetie I’m sure one day you’ll find a pretty little psycho just like yourself and then you two can sit together and insult people on the internet I just hope you two don’t have kids I’d hate to see more people like you running around. Cheers mate!

1st

No one made you come here and read my post(s). Yet not only you read them but went into the trouble to write an answer. WHY?

2nd

I do not call women whores. I just know they are. They know it too. If you don't believe me just ask one.

Hint: Do not ask her if she's a whore - just ask if she thinks women (in general) are whores.

3rd

Could you explain to me why is it that Hef enjoys the company "of some of the most beautiful women that anyone has ever seen" (which btw is 100% false) while my 80 year old (pensioner) neighbor enjoys the company of his TV? Could it be because Hef has money? I need someone to explain to me why women love Hef so much if not for his money. Hollywood is filled with examples of people that enjoyed fame, women, and money for the most part of their lives, yet they died broke and alone because their careers went down the drain.

4th

All of us have been turned down by a woman at some point in our lives. Trust me, even Hef has been turned down. Your argument doesn't make sense. Women don't sleep or have relationships with every single man that flirts with them. That might happen in TRALALALAND where you live - but not in the real world.

5th

"You obviously have some serious problems if you’re going to come here and not only bash a celebrity but bash the people that say they like him"

And you are obviously a fucking idiot. This site is called "celebslam". Is celebSLAM so much different than celebBASH? I don't bash people, I bash their posts (I hope you're smart enough to know/realize the difference). You come to a site that's called celebslam and features tits, drug and alchohol addicted celebs that engage in all kinds of promiscuous and illegal behaviors, and yet you choose to be critical of my posts because I bashed Hef and I used bad language. Don't you find that a bit hypocritical?

6th

Hefner is a fucking douchebag because he fails to act his age. An old man like Hef -that has lived a life so full and adventurous- should not be acting like a 20yo gigolo. Why the fuck can't you people understand that? Its fucking embarassing for him. I would have said the same thing if Nick posted a picture with Joan Collins groping a 18 year old man. It's not the age difference that pisses me off - its the hypocrisy of the people involved - including all the people that have posted here defending Hef.

i cant belive i wasted so much time reading those comments

I can't believe you wasted so much time reading those comments either. You must be an idiot.

I have not seen fail on a scale this large since the Titanic.

Everyone who has left comments here, I salute you. All aboard the fail boat!

why are u debating this?? why do u give a fuck what hugh hefner dus with a consenting adult whoes either twisted in the head and find sum sort of appeal in him, or is with him for the money and celebrity status?? why waste ur time bagging him, when hes not even gonna see it?

and for the record, both england an america are shit (although america might improve now bush has gone)...but there are also some good things about both...and yes, america helped beat the germans, but only with planes that britain designed for them cus they had inferior planes and technology at the time.

and one more thing...why do u care if macdonalds, playboy and coca-cola rip people off? if ppl want to and are willing to spend heir OWN, hard earned money on them, who are any of us to judge?

now can everyone please act their age, and take the advice that ur momma gave u and "if u crnt say anything nice, dont say it at all"



(oh, and for those belittling each other for spelling mistakes...well thats just sad..absolutely ANYONE can make a simple spelling mistake, regardless of intelligence)

bye all :)

heff has been a player for all these years and to him age aint nothin but a number i dont see what the problem is with a guy just wanting to live his life to the fullest to all the diss throwers i promise even at his age he is still gettin more action so just let him ddo his thing id do him

The only time a man that old should be touching a female that young is when she's his nurse at the nursing home and he realizes he placed his hand on thigh instead of her shoulder to help himself up out of a chair. Any other reason just has him looking like the old fool of a fart that he really is.

Are any of you not geeks

I love that pwnzord went out of their way to rip on the misspelling of "libido," only to misspell the word "popped." God love the internet!!! PS - The USA vs. Britain bullshit above, by sad, defensive, cracked-out haters, protected by the anonymity of the internet, is pathetic. Great strides are being made now between our two, neither-perfect countries and our relationship with each other. Peace.

FAIL!

WOW! You're most definitely an idiot!

I love that 'toofunny' went out of HIS way to rip on the misspelling of "popped" only to write 'their way' instead of 'his way' while referring to an individual .

Plus he managed to misspell his name - which should have been 'too funny'. Learn to use the spacebar retard.

Someone that writes 'labedo' is surely a moron that can't spell right.

Can you say the same about someone that misspells 'poped' as 'popped'? Get a fucking life already, you're trying too hard to look smart and you fail miserably.

How I love the internet.

You know what else I love? Schooling fat american retards like you.

Hugh Hefner is the best and got bless him if he even has the labedo to keep up with that girl in bed let alone shopping. Mr Hefner we salute you SHA-WING!!

1.whats a "labedo"? lol

2.If by "labedo" you mean "libido" then the answer is no he hasn't got any.

"Hefner's girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson says the Playboy founder can no longer satisfy her sexually."

www_news24_com

Personally I don't think he has a functional dick anymore. Which makes all his frollicking and sexual antics more ridiculous than they already are.

Regardless, only a virgin would think an 83 year old man could satisfy an 18 year old woman. Have you poped your cherry yet chris?

shes fucking stupid

O M G YOU GUYS ARE SUCH MORONS TO MAKE THIS A POLITICAL DEBATE

He can do what ever she allows. He's Hugh Hefner. She's old enough to decide. Basta!

In Japan Article 177 of the Penal Code puts the age of consent for sexual actitvity at thirteen years. Would you have said that she is old enough to decide if these pictures had been taken in Japan and Hefner was groping a thirteen year old?

Just asking...

WTF you are a fuckin average Euro trash faggot that has nothing better to do than try to belittle the American people bc your shithole country will never be half of what we are. U say all pimps are smart you stupid fuck? Got to 141 St in NYC and see how smart the pimps are there. And acting like your some Rhodes scholar by reading a book you probably looked up on Amazon.com isnt impressing anyone. You talk about "smart pimps, geriatric cock, putting dicks up asses, and thinking about baby fuckin" and you call us fucked up??!! Wherever you are from is obviously some worthless shithole that hates on the US because your not us...your definately either a French Frog Faggot or a British cocksucker, either way your just riding on our wings and would be speaking German if it wasnt for us. So read up on German and American Nationalism bc you could be German if it wasnt for the US and if you fucking scumbag pussies dont stop talking shit we will just put the ol stars and stripes on your land and call it America 2 and then u can have some American nationalism...keep wishing you were American and have a long American one up your ass, im sure you like it faggot

Belittle the American people? You don't need me to "belittle" you. You "belittle" yourselves enough by admiring people like Hefner and eating grilled cows assholes and pig feet (if you're lucky) in McDonalds.

"reading a book you probably looked up on Amazon.com isnt impressing anyone."

I wasn't trying to impress you. If I want to impress someone with your intelligence I'll just fart. I was just recommending a nice book.

"Got to 141 St in NYC and see how smart the pimps are there." Thanks. I'll pass. It seems that -as a bitch- you know your pimps pretty good, so I'll take your word for it.

"smart pimps, geriatric cock, putting dicks up asses, and thinking about baby fuckin" Yep. That pretty much sums up your country. You admire smart pimps that fuck teenage girls (Hefner is just one example). You take a dick up the ass every time you go to war without backup. And you're sick enough to think I was talking about Hef fucking babies.

"hates on the US because your not us"

Yes aint that the case with anyone that can’t stand your piece of shit self-obsessed "nation"? We must be jealous. lol you're a sad sad little republicunt arent you? You know what’s fucking pathetic? The fact that you truly believe people are jealous of you...I've dropped turds with more appeal.

"would be speaking German if it wasnt for us." Honestly. If anyone ever says that fucked up line to me in person I'm gonna skull-fuck him.

You're just a brainwashed kid on a ego trip. Go wash your mouth with your daddy’s cum now. And get these crazy ideas out of your stupid skull.

WW2 "made" you. WW2 is the epitome of the American dream. WW2 put bread on your fathers table. WW2 took you out of the gutter and brought to you the funds and the technology that have kept you alive till today. So the least you could do is thank Europe for WW2, because if it weren’t for the War you little monkeys would be still living on trees. Go do a comparative study of American history from 1900 to 1940 and from 1950 to 1970. Then say "thank you Europe", then shut the fuck up and show some respect.

I bet you're one of those fuckwits that thinks the two A-bombs saved lives...

"keep wishing you were American"

Now, now don't cry. You economy is shit, you have the largest obese population in the world, you have the largest prison population in the world, the banks recently raped you in the ass, and you can't win your fantasy war with Iraq. But at least you pussies are well protected by the patriot act. Well it takes a big pussy to admit he's affraid in his own country. So, how did the patriot act come in effect? Did you pussies go to Bush and cried for protection? Or did daddy-Bush not even ask you and went on with it? The former proves you're pussies the latter proves you live in a dictatorship. Either way I want neither to be surrounded by U.S pussies nor to live in a U.S dictatorship. So take the U S of A and shove it up your mommas cunt. Cheers mate!

you are so retarted. i am 13, and I can see that most of the people who commented are immature, how sad is that? WTF! probably dropped out of highschool, and is living with his mom playing WOW all day long and trying to start a fight on a comment page just because he has nothing better to do.

lol - Right on bitch.

I knew americunts where fat and stupid but you have changed my view.

Now I know americunts are fat, stupid and clairvoyant.

Good luck on your future career at McDonalds.

Hef's a cunt and you all know it. You're all propably defending him because you hope you might be like him one day...and thats the definition of pathetic.

Why do people care what Mr. Hefner is doing? He is a smart business man who took something that was taboo at the time and made into a multi-billion dollar empire. What do you do WTF? You more than likely are a fat blogger with no life or significant other. Or, you flip burgers for a living at McDonald's. Always remember to ask: Would you like fries with that?

Why do people care what Mr. Hefner is doing? Because he's famous and he's doing it outside the comfort of his home. You see that's the difference between you and me. You think Hefner can do anything he wants because he's a "smart businessman" - I don't.

"You more than likely are a fat blogger with no life or significant other. Or, you flip burgers for a living at McDonald's."

Fucking hell, that's so cliche...can't you fucking -at least- come up with something original to insult people? You fucking retard. I'm not even American and I've never set foot on a McDonalds (why would I eat their disgusting "food"?).

Hefner is indeed a smart business man. Along the same lines Hitler was a smart politician. What's your point exactly?

I never said Hefner is stupid - I said he is a pimp. ALL pimps are smart - the ones that aren't smart, are dead.

When was the last time that you had a real problem in your life and you solved it by reading playboy? Go read a fucking book you fucking cunt. Here's the one I'm reading these days: German & American Nationalism: A Comparative Perspective.

One last thing Bella. Always remember to ask your customers:

Would you like your balls sucked with that?Now go suck some geriatric dick and stop trying to be smart.

P.S

Just think about that for a minute:

In 1991 a couple had a child -a daughter-. It just so happens Hefner was visiting a friend in the same hospital the girl was born. So as he walked by and saw the nurse holding her - he thought to himself: Oh boy, 18 years from now I'll be tapping that with my geriatric cock. Now look at the pictures above and try to prove my story ain't real.

Have a long one up your ass Bella.

i think hugh shit his paints