Britney Spears and Chase Benz at her Long Island concert (3/23)

Britney Spears wants to nail another one of her backup dancers. Gee, what could possibly go wrong? . . . I mean besides two accidental kids, a nervous breakdown, and tens of millions in lost earnings. From Star:

Meet Chase Benz, 21, a chiseled dancer that Britney gets to bump and grind every night onstage during her Circus comeback tour. Turns out the Tennesseean has got Britney's pulse racing offstage as well!

"Brit really loves the way Chase looks, and she has a thing for Southern boys with loads of charm," says a source. "She's totally into him. And being on tour again, plus having a sexy new guy to get close to, has put Brit in a great frame of mind."

The best part: Chase is a stand-up guy, his grandmother tells Star. “He’s a true gentleman and has a big heart,” Elsie Mann says of Chase, who got his showbiz start in Christian music and calls Jesus “a huge part of my life” on his MySpace page. “She’s lucky to have him in her show — and Chase just adores her!” (Source)

Hasn't Britney learned her lesson? Office romances never work -- especially if you work here. On the bright side, because of his religious beliefs, Chase probably doesn't approve of premarital sex, which means Britney won't have to worry about getting pregnant again. Of course, that does mean there's one thing she'll have to worry about: lockjaw.