Tori Spelling at the release party for her new book Mommywood in L.A. (4/13)

Despite, um, looking like that, Tori Spelling is denying that she has an eating disorder. In other news, liar liar pants on fire. She told People:

"Oh my God, I'm not anorexic. I acknowledge that I look thin in photos. I get it. Obviously I don't want to lose any more weight But people haven't seen me not pregnant in two and a half years. I'm eating healthy, I just have a crazy lifestyle.

"I'm so blessed to have as many jobs that I have, but I do agree that there needs to be some downtime. I'm the first to admit that sometimes I don't have the time to sit down for a well-balanced meal. Usually like you kind of just finish whatever your child doesn't eat. I'm like, 'Cool, you have a few pieces of hot dog left and one broccoli floret and a fry, I'll take it.' "

Tori, you realize you just described a meal that's roughly 17 calories. You're not doing a very good job convincing us that you don't have an eating disorder. In fact you're doing the exact opposite. It'd be like me trying to convince you that I'm not addicted to models and during the interview, I was actually having sex with a model. "I think these rumors printed in the New York Times that I have an addiction to hot models -- wait a sec . . . ohhh . . . ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah Helga, right there baby, just like that --- are a bunch of fucking bullshit."

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