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Jennifer Aniston leaving her hotel in New York (3/26)

We have a new frontrunner for the dumbest story of 2009. Via contactmusic.com:

Jennifer Aniston has topped a new list of Hollywood's Sexiest Women in men's magazine Details. The newly-single former Friends star, 40, beat Transformers actress Megan Fox and newlywed Gisele Bundchen to land the top spot in the new poll.

The top five is:
1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Megan Fox
3. Gisele Bundchen
4. Frieda Pinto
5. Kim Kardashian

But wait, the awards didn't stop there! Details also revealed that Jennifer's cousin Mark -- who flew in all the way from Australia -- won the award for "Furthest Traveled." Winning the award for "Family with Most in Attendance" was the Johnsons (Jennifer's second cousin Sarah and her family). Winning the "Spirit Award" was Jen's aunt Patty, who beat breast cancer last year. Wait, what's that? Are you telling me none of that actually happened? Details didn't just republish the results from the awards ceremony at Jennifer Aniston's family reunion last month? Oh. Well then, they're gay.

[Pacific Coast News]

cowbulls

There are over hundred's of hotter women that Jennifer. I agree she was cute about 20 years ago but not today. Hell, she can't even keep a man when she comes with a 50 million dollar bank account.

loll

Jennifer Aniston is ugly, in my wn opinion.

moog

Jen's PR agent should get a big fat bonus this year. Sexiest woman? Ok.

Puh lease.

There's only one reasonable reaction to this: HAHAHAHAHA!

Diamond Geezer

Megan fox is way hotter then jeniffer aniston.

Angelina Jolie

You've gotta be freakin kidding me!!!!!

PAZUZU

First magazines try to photoshop the way men see and now they try to photoshop the way men think. LardAssian in the top five!?!? Wow Details,,,wanna pass the bong to someone else?

www.blahgirls.com

Jen wins over Megan Fox?????????

datails!?!?!?

ummmm....are they f*ing kidding me?!??! guess this shows how well Jen Aniston is connected. There is NO WAY she is hoter than Megan Fox, besides the simple fact she's old enough to be Megan's mom (too bad no men wanted to give her those kids HAHAHAHA).

Shit even IF she hooked up with Sean Penn....Natalie Portman is WAY hotter than Jen and esp Kardashian, and there are dozens of more than sexy women that I wouldve put up top. This list is rediculous

PAZUZU

I guess the fat women at details threatened to cancel brownie thursday if they could'nt have their flabship, miss Grim LardAssian in the top five (puke). Gis and Megan are hot, the rest, not so much. Jen was cute and nipply on friends but was'nt that like 20 years ago? And the hideous crisco caboos, Grim LardAssian should be flipping burgers in a hair net.

lol

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I luv it. Old grandma beat out over-rated Megan Fox & Gisele. Power to the gilfs lol.