Wilmer stepping in?

Rihanna leaving Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood (3/17)

Talk about a great situation for Wilmer Valderrama (if he's lucky enough to hook up with Rihanna). All he has do is not beat her up and he'll look like Prince Charming. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Thanks to lots of input from friends and fans alike, Rihanna is moving on from Chris Brown. While it's only a little flirtation at this point, Wilmer Valderrama seems the first guy to catch the singer's eye. You've got to hand it to the ex-''That '70s' Show'' star -- he's scored with quite the list of hotties in the past: Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Love Hewitt and (for about seven minutes) Scarlett Johansson. (Source)

How does this guy keep pulling such hot ass? The only explanation I can come up with: there's a "30% Off" Overstock.com coupon code stamped onto his penis. Or maybe Rihanna finds Wilmer to be an attractive alternative to Chris because she knows he's the one guy whose ass she can kick. Either way, I think we can all agree who will be hurt the most by this breakup: ~~Chris~~ sales of this.

[WENN, Pacific Coast News]

keit

You guys are tripping. Rihanna is pretty. Remember this is the girl who almost pulled JZ from Beyonce...and she can sing. At the very least, she sounds better than most of the chicks out there, which actually isn't saying much...

She did not get back with Chris Brown, they spent a few days together, but ultimately did not reconcile. She is young, probably much younger than most of YOU, and confused. I'm sure she did not expect things to get so out of hand and ugly. At any rate, remember she was a VICtim and deserves compassion, not derision. Some of you are being so petty and mean over something that is really a personal matter between Rihanna and Chris. and the police...

Randall Schwartz

That is one fugly bitch with that big frankestein forehead and big nose.

Below average but famous.

She'naenae

lol...wtf? big nose? she has one of the tiniest noses I've seen... big forehead, I'll give you that. but you are way off with the "big nose" comment

Belle

She's dumb and Wilmer is ugly. It would be a step up for her though, cos Chris Monkey Brown is also a douche, beside being ugly as well.

Rihanna is a disgrace for female, and she also can't sing a note for real.

She'naenae

Please don't use derogatory terms - "Monkey". I don't like Chris Brown but that I take extreme offense when a Black person is referred to as a monkey. You should know better and represent yourself better.

kristin P

I feel the same, I don't view her the same anymore either.

She's not a very smart person and has low self esteem. Why wouldn't she call her Father and he was pleading for her to call SAD.

I turn the channel if she is on, even if her music comes on I turn it right away.

Yalanda

I don't look at her the same, I can't watch Video or listen to her music after she got back with Chris Brown I lost all respect.

Chris Brawn

I'd hit that!

Sorry.. too soon?

Carlos

I believe Mr. Valderrama is endowed with a rather large meat hammer, according to the Howard Stern Show. Come to think of it, wasn't Lindsay Lohan completely sane until he stopped feeding her his pork product?