Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes leaving Il Sole restaurant in Hollywood (2/28)

You know why people think Scientologists are a bunch of crazy, unstable wackos? Because Scientologists are a bunch of crazy, unstable wackos. From the Daily Mail:

Katie Holmes may be coming to the end of her Purification Rundown diet, but it seems she isn’t stopping there with her commitment to Scientology. I can reveal that the 30-year-old actress resolves problems with her husband Tom Cruise by making weekly written confessions, as laid out in the Scientology code.

"Katie has to confess to something as minor as forgetting to tell him she has met with a friend," says a source. "If she commits a transgression against the moral code of their marriage, she has to tell Tom in writing, giving full details of the time and place and what happened." (Source)

From a pretty reliable source (Thanks Dale!), I've managed to get a hold of Katie's list of confessions from last week:

Monday: Spoke before being spoken to.
Tuesday: Made eye contact with someone other than my husband.
Wednesday: Forgot to eat my daily sacrificial pig's heart.
Thursday: Asked a question.
Friday: Let Suri out of her cage.
Saturday: Thought about the outside world.
Sunday: Wondered, not for the first time, why Tom was wrestling with the Pool Boy.

[WENN, Pacific Coast News]