Lindsay Lohan leaving Villa Lounge in West Hollywood (3/19)

Having no semblance of a career whatsoever is finally catching up with Lindsay Lohan. She's broke. But that hasn't stopped her from spending -- she dropped $53k on watches last month and recently purchased a $100k+ Maserati. Good thing Sam Ronson makes so much money. From the New York Daily News:
"Lindsay is spending like crazy!" a friend of the actress tells us. "She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better."

A second pal agrees. "Lindsay’s money situation has never been great, but it’s only gotten worse over the last month. For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But here’s the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she’s unable to get the type of cash she’s used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook." (Source)
As long as she's relying on her girlfriend for financial support, Lindsay needs to dump Sam and hook up with Ellen or Rosie. Those two have more money than they know what to do with -- they're the Bill Gates of short-haired chicks. Since Lindsay likes to play the "man" role in a relationship, she's probably not that compatible with Ellen. No way Ellen wants to hook up with a chick who acts like a dude. That's just gay.

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  • jgurl

    wats up with her crack hands

  • the violator

    good grief! what the hell is the deal with people wanting to bang this 98 pound mix of freckles and cocaine. she was never hot. plus she is a nutcase to the extreme.

    all she does is cocaine and redbull/vodka chasers and it shows. she will be dead in about 18 months.

  • Gdrive

    thank you. don't forget spray tan and hair color

  • cowbulls

    She has a future in porn or the escort industry. Maybe she could auction off a "night with not a virgin" as a fundraiser.

  • Gdrive

    i think that auction would have expired by about 10 years ago. leftovers auction maybe?

  • Gdrive

    damn i missed the "not" from your comment. i must have been just waking up. my mistake

  • Reene

    POOR BABY BOO HOO

  • sara

    she desirve what's happining 2 her no body till her 2 act like that ...alot of people wish 2 b rich an famouse as her ...she have a gift from god and she's useing it in the wrong why ....

  • Carlos

    Lindsay, want to earn $50 the hard way?

  • jay

    She needs to just pull up her socks and go that porno. That should help pay down the bills and fund her next round of credit card purchases.


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