Chris Brown is a piece of shit

I just spent way too much time transcribing the LAPD affidavit describing Chris Brown's attack on Rihanna (aka Robyn F.). Do me a favor and read it. It's ten times worse than what I expected. I seriously hope this motherfucker does jail time:

Christopher Brown and Robyn F. have been involved in a dating relationship for approximately one and a half years. On Sunday February 8, 2009 and 0025 hours, Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular telephone and observed a three page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with. A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle causing an approximate one inch raised circular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in his vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, “I’m going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!” Robyn F. picked up her cellular telephone and called her personal assistant, Jennifer Rosales at (818)523-XXXX. Rosales did not answer the telephone but while her voicemail greeting was playing, Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, “I’m on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.” (This statement was made while the greeting was playing and was not captured as a message). After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, “You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!” Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in an attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown then snatched the cellular phone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order (EPO).



  • Kinha

    Chris is a Piece of SHIT

  • bruna

    she doesnt love her own self man! she is damn stupid to go back with him, what kind of love is that? naaah man that is been reaaally stupid! I dont wish any good for them!

  • marina

    this bloke is a dick, and the gal is actin really cheap.

    she doesnt have much to sing about if they relly back together

  • Anonymous

    he should be tossed in the pen along with the other fuckers that hit and beat women. I hope he gets whats coming to him

  • Juliana Vanso

    Quer saber, ela merece apanhar mesmo.Pô, o cara enche a cara dela de porrada, a coisa toma uma proporção gigantesca, e agora essa tonta volta pra esse retardado !!!! AAAAHHHHHH fala sério! quem bate uma vez, não vai exitar em bater duas, três, quatro... Isso é coisa de caráter, e isso ele não tem. queria ver se fosse um cara maior que ele, se ele ia fazer o que fez com ela. Mas Rihanna, CUIDADO!!Você tá correndo o risco de ficar com a cara inchada de novo...

  • Patricia Guerra

    Fala sérioooo!!! Esse cara é um babaca totall!!! E ela é uma tontaa por voltar com ele...

  • natalia..naty..

    I loved Chris Brown sought to know everything about his life thought he knew QO now the most hate q man beats woman in man is not now I see he is immature ..... beijinhoss by: gata brasileira ..

  • Robyn

    I'm pregnant!

  • missyb

    oh my..

    i used to really like chris brown. but now i see he's an asshole. kinda of makes you wonder what the people you like or look up to are really like..

  • Sheena

    kk well first of all, i think everyone is blowing this out of proportion. especially women, specifically the women that are fighting for equality, obviously these wannabe feminists aren't honest at all, or if you were, you would see a man and a woman as equals but that is obviously not the case. It would be deemed "ok" if a girl hit a guy, but if it was the other way around, oo no hell just broke loose. So with saying that, I believe everyone shouldn't have anything to say about this situation other than those that are involved. I say this because it is a fact that Chris Brown has beaten Rihanna before, and that did not give her a reason to leave, and just recently, she got royally fucked by him again and I guess she still didn't have it in her to leave, and why is that? It's called love, so if she doesn't care that she's getting beat on then I don't think you guys should have anything to say either, well at least negatively about this situation. But don't get it twisted, give her all the support you want.

  • Anonymous

    I believe that rhianna should just forgive Chris Brown. To me they make a great couple and and they both LOVE each other enough to be a couple again. I think that Rhiannna would be stupid if she did not take him back because they look perfect together and they would be very sad if they did not get back together. I personaly LOVE chris brown i will always be a fan of him,and rihanna so i think that they are the best together and they should get back together. Everyone knows they are in love and they can not live without each other so why not give it another try ?

  • someone

    ok first off it doesn't matter if they look "cute" together, if he is beating the shit out of her then she should just leave him, she to good to put up with that crap

  • Anonymous

    I think that Rihanna should just forgive Chris Brown and move on in their relationship.

  • Curious

    I'm not sure where to start. So many people are freaking out over the whole situation but is anyone actually doing anything to educate the public? We have many women's shelters that are crying out for donations, have any of the outraged people on here sent out donations? Offered to volunteer? I don't know a whole lot about battered women's sydrome or whatever it is called, but I do know I was in a relationship when I was 18 where my BF hit me. He was drunk, and I thought it would be ok, because he wasn't in control. I stayed with him for months after that, but every time he drank, I was scared that I would say or do something wrong. Finally I realized that I needed to get out. So many women don't realize this until its too late. I donate to the local women's shelter here, its my way of helping. I only wish that other cases were published because we only seem to know what is going on in the celebrity world. What about our neighbor? Our best friend? We all need to start paying more attention to what is going on in our own backyards.

  • towhat

    peope who arent stars put up with this (not because they should) so why are people finding it so hard to believe that a star is putting up with it?

    They are only human too. and they make mistakes too. (both her for going back and him for doing it)

    i been there, and until she has had enough chances are it will happen again.

  • pippuri

    The only reason this is getting so much publicity is because they are famous. When a friend of mine was getting beat up much the same as this situation, where was the hype for her?? There was no comments logs set up for that situation. I agree with the people who are mentioning EDUCATION and SUPPORT. But until you are in that situation YOU DON"T KNOW! Judge all you want, in the end, until the individuals involved make the decision one way or another this type of occurances will continue. Family history or not!

  • Anonymous

    I'm now hearing on the news that Rihanna started hitting Chris first. I don't condone physical violence of any sort...I am a woman who has been abused in a marriage, and when in a relationship later was scared I was about to be struck during a disagreement and so decided to strike first. (My dad always taught me, 'if a fight's about to start, make sure you get in the first punch and try to make it count 'cause you don't want that person getting back up!!). Halfway through the swing, I realized what I was doing and ended up just kind of doing this weak 'punch' - kind of like the one you give someone when you're joking around...then I realized that I had still 'hit' him...and that he had EVERY right to hit me back.

    Rihanna should never have hit Chris. Since she (apparently) did though, he had every right to hit her back! Both of them should have had more maturity in this situation (we all like to think we do/would), and it sure looks like Chris went overboard. However, if it's true and she instigated, then he responded in like manner but was just a little stronger and rougher, then she responded a little more wildly because now she's scared, then he gets even more rough...

    It boils down to the fact that no one should ever touch anyone in anger. If one does though, they need to realize that they will likely get (and deserve) some repurcussions!

    They are both in the wrong. They both should have walked away. Who's to say that she wasn't the first to strike in fights of the past as well?

    Either way, this is obviously a mutually destructive relationship that BOTH parties should get out of. Also, BOTH parties should get help for their anger management and self-worth issues.

  • annoymous***saskatchewan***

    hes a peice of poop (shit)

    teehee :) from val

  • annoymous***saskatchewan***

    I feel very sad for rihanna, but going back to that SOB is even dumber thing to do!

    its never going to end.

    its like once a cheater always a cheater but,

    once a beater always a beater!

    and chris being black isn't the reason why he beat rihanna. i havve a white tsep dad nad he beat my mom and me! ttyl.xoxo

  • danielle

    heather or whatever ur name is and the rest of u people that are saying negative shit about chris brown shut the f*** up u effing a--holes.

    p.s. thanx XD

  • Cristen

    I love Rihanna and i hate Chris Brown...He is a stuped man...and rihanna is the best girl!!!

  • dallas

    Why don't all you people get an education and learn to {speak and type} the English language. I have never encountered a more ILLITERATE bunch of angry people. Stop slaughtering the English language

    For those of you that are unfamiliar with the meaning:


    1 : having little or no education; especially : unable to read or write

    2 a: showing or marked by a lack of familiarity with language and literature

    b: violating approved patterns of speaking or writing


  • Anonymous

    dawwg why must you criticize everyone's grammar. i'm sure they all understand everything that's going on and they don't need your damn defentions of something completely unrelated. so if your not gonna comment about this topic keep your dictionary.com defenitions off of this discussion board! thank you :)

  • Living in the Real World

    Geez, people are talking about this like this ONE person made a bad decision all by herself. Get a grip. She is a multi-million dollar business with full time people to manage her every move, comment and appearance. Collectively, they made a terrible decision to play it this way and publicize that they are back together (whatever that means). Poor role models and a slap in the face to every woman who stood up for herself and said NO to this shit. CB is a freaking psycho. Night of the GRAMMY's for God sakes and he freaks like that?? Stupid to stay associated with that. Try listening to a Rhianna or CB song now and feel any respect for them or the business.

  • Anonymous

    Enjoy the dinner at Whitney and Bobby's!

  • Anon006

    Is it okay to slap a woman?

  • Man

    Maybe Rihanna decided to stay with him so she could get him back in a more sinister way? Maybe she is plotting something so devious it will destroy him, make him less of a man!? Maybe she'll go Larana Bobbit on his ass while he sleeps!?

  • Anonymous

    really what kind of example is she to the younger girls that admire her and want to be with her.. is she saying its ok to get your ass kicked just as long as hes cute and is a celebrity.. well in that case.. im sure OJ was a celebrity too at one time.. hey Chris.. wanna borrow some gloves?

  • BeenThereDoneThat

    there is NO EXCUSE for what Chris Brown has done. I've BEEN in a situation like that, and know how terrible it is. As for you people defending him are just SICK.

  • Farmboy

    Wonderful, absolutely wonderful. I can't count the number of girls between 10 and 15 who would love to grow up and be exactly like Rihanna. The sad fact of the matter is that many will.

    These are the gods of the new age. Just imagine how fantastic our future is going to be.

  • Rob

    I think this is an overdone version of events. Still the guy deserves jail time - as for her; you have to be pretty stupid to go through all that and get back with the guy.

  • Mike

    Wow, thats so disturbing. Either he hit Rihanna too hard and thats why shes still with him or she just gone nuts. IF someone did this too me i would be trying my best to kill them first.

    Chris Brown DOES NOT deserve his career and does not deserve any sympathy he obtains, thats sick, twisted and immoral. He deserves jail time. the idiot can sit there and realize that he's a total shit head.

  • CanadianChrisHater

    This is totally disgusting on so many levels. Chris Brown beats his girl then "nothing much Happens". To ALL the musicians that work with him or anyone that knows him; "Please kick homeboys ass". You all know what he did was wrong and still act like it is none of your business. It is your business anytime a woman is beaten. I at least had real friends when I was the abusive ass. My "friends were the ones that told me I was wrong and that "I" needed to figure out what was wrong with my head. Never did they try to just let it go like they didn't care or it was "her" fault. I applaud my friends for their actions. Chris brown has no "real" friends or they would be all up in his grill on this. soooo, Dre, Diddy and all the rest of you "friends and acquaintances of rhianna and chris", Get yo head out yer ass and make the mofo responsible for this B.S. Before he makes you all look like you would do the same. OR WOULD YOUS?

  • m

    wow whoever wrote this is too dramatic. Theres so much emotions in the moment and things jus happen really fast. like seriously this world isnt as perfect as some people like to think. This shouldnt be that big of a deal.He's just a kid

  • fleet

    I feel sorry for the poor kid...that's what some ppl seem to forget, she is just a child, hardly out of her teens, and it is well known the whole celbrity teen thing seriously retards normal development because they just don't have to deal with the same realities that regular kids do. This is also probably one of her first serious relationships so she doesn't have a 'normal' standard of a relationship to compare it to. And he is just a kid to, even less mature with anger issues.

    Sadly enough I believe on average it takes a battered women leaving at least 5 times before she leaves for good, I live next to a wife beater and we've had to phone the cops more than once when things got loud, and then she leaves him, and you're thinking 'you go girl!' and then two weeks later they're back together and it's both sad and pathetic.

  • Anonymous

    A woman beater and a stupid girl make for a pathetic relationship. I hope she gets out before he actually kills her.

  • Anonymous

    I think people need to look past the fact that these two are celebrities, and just focus on the fact that they're two Young adults caught in an abusive relation ship.

    If this wasn't Chris brown and Rihanna,

    it wouldn't be such a big deal, but only another girl beat by her boyfriend.

    I hear alot of fans supporting Chris brown, and saying that it's rihannas fault, ect. A woman is never at fault when the man the relation ship decides to beat her for whatever reason, you can't justify an attack on woman. Not even Chris brown can justify this.

  • Anonymous

    Some of the repies above are hilarious. Must be mostly americans. I feel bad for the girl if it happened, the photos of her look awful. But is this really newsworthy? There's a lot more important things going on in the world. War, hunger, global warming. Why don't you all read some books and get a clue and a purpose. Lets get some truth in the world. A comment about says they hope Chris goes to hell. There is no hell, there is no heaven. There is no god. Get a clue people, this is the 21st century. It's called science. Believing in god is like believing in Santa Clause. If you believe that crap then your opinion doesn't count cause you're just a brain washed idiot who can't think and learn for themselves. Look up the documentary "Root of all evil" on youtube or rent the movie Religuious if you can't read a book. It'll show you! This is the only life you have so make the most of it, enjoy it, savour it and stop wasting time on a guy who treats you like crap. We all deserve the best and it is out there. People DO NOT change and you'll never make them. NEVER.

  • Anonymous

    A picture is worth a thousand words. Look at her face. She was beaten. But she should have made that moment the last time she sees him. There is nothing noble about taking back an abuser. I once saw a sign in a hospital that said "9 ways to cope with an abusive relationship". Are you fucking kidding me. There is only 1 way, get the fuck out. I don't care about your excuses or problems or money, get out. There are places that can help you. Especially if you have children. What kind of message are you sending to your daughter: it's okay to be slapped around, and to your son you are saying it's okay to smack around your lady. Bull shit. Grow up and get out. I don't care about the apology or the psychology behind it. He hits you once, get out. Love doesn't hurt.

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