Quite possibly the hottest story ever

So fucking hot

I gotta be honest with you. I came after reading this story. It's that freaking hot. From the National Enquirer:

Kirstie Alley asked a Hollywood supermarket to shut down while she shopped -- so other customers couldn't use their cell phones to take pictures of the food in her shopping cart!

"She actually called the Mayfair Market and requested they lock their doors for about an hour so she could do her grocery shopping," a pal told the Enquirer. "She said she was terrified someone would shoot a cell phone picture of her pushing a cart loaded with fattening foods."

The store manager's response?

"He thanked her for her patronage but turned her down," divulged the pal. (Print Edition - 3/23)

Bad business move by the store manager. If he'd closed the store down to the general public for an hour to accommodate Kirstie, he'd have doubled his revenues. The amount of food Kirstie apparently intended on buying just proves that she's the Hercules of eating -- except, instead of having the strength of ten men, she has the stomach. Also, she doesn't look as good lathered in baby oil. Oops, did I just say that out loud?

[Mavrixonline]

red fred

I think she's beautiful,plus the woman is almost 60 years old.America needs to stop setting up little blonde stick women (Paris,Lindsay and all THOSE idiots)as any sort of baseline for how a woman should look .Some of us prefer real women...you know,the ones with curves,bustlines hips andsomething on their thighs besides just a femur and some skin.I like the type you can make love to without worrying about breaking her,or maybe hurting myself on her bones.GET REAL!!!

Some Guy

Scientology makes you fat and stupid. Google for a picture of that idiot, L. Ron Hubbard.

RaraAvis

It's not her size, it's what she wears. I swear this woman has no fashion sense at all. One animal print on her shirt and a second on her shoes? Ugly baggy old pants? Ugh. Bet she doesn't own a full-length mirror.

Japanese Whaler

Man the harpoons!

Minge

Thumbnail #5 - SMART move, not trying to climb into that thing.

The fire crew would have had to cut it in half to get her out.

Fugly

Do they ship her around in the back of a truck now?

twitter.com/mccaw

Mmm... I'd tap that! :-)

Pam

She doesn't look that bad. In fact, she looks better than most women in their 40's and 50's in midwest America.

Plus, she looks happy.