Quite an upgrade

Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson leaving the Notting Hill Brassiere restaurant in London (3/16)

Guy Ritchie has a huge smile on his face because he had dinner last night with Elle Macpherson in London. Schwing! From the Daily Mail:

Guy and Elle must have had a lot to talk about, as the pair stayed in each other's company until 12.30am - leaving separately to avoid being photographed together. And judging by the smirks on their faces, the night went rather well. (Source)

Wow, what an upgrade from Madonna. To put this in baseball terms -- as I try to do with nearly everything in my life --banging Elle Macpherson is like hitting a game-winning grand slam in the bottom of the ninth inning of the seventh game of the World Series. Banging Madonna is equivalent to getting raped with a bat.

[WENN]

Pathetic Worm

Whippet is the fluid in Madonna's enema bag.

cowbulls

I agree with Madonna and the bat but the current Elle is more like a solo homer in the 6th inning. There's a lot better out there for Guy.

Acemeister79

Raped with a bat :) LMFAO !!!

Anthea

YOU ROCK GUY - I am so happy he is not with IT anymore ;-)

Whippet

Hi Chris,

Unfortunately due to confidentiality issues I can not divulge my association. I dealt with the couple quite a lot during their marriage. They are both excellent people, but in different worlds. I have never dealt with media people before, but what struck me, is how different these people are compared to the image portrayed in the media. Madonna has become a really, really pleasant person, this was not always the case. I think they realised they were not suited long ago, but stayed together due to Rocco (their son).

chris

^^^^^^^^ What the hell do you know? ^^^^^

Whippet

Let me tell you all what the problem is with Guy Ritchie. He is too much into guys. No, I don't mean he is gay - not remotely. He is a lad's lad, one of the boys. His preference is to hang out with the lads all the time. He always looked to me as if he has intimacy issues, not liking to be loving or 'touchy' with women.

But then again, he did see something in Madonna and she saw something in him. But they were mismatched from the beginning. It was so obvious to everyone but them.