Chris Brown is desperate to repair his image

Chris Brown and his management team are working overtime on "Project Mea Culpa," the plan to repair the singer's tattered image -- and Rihanna's gonna help. According to the Chicago Sun Times, Brown and Rihanna are planning on co-authoring a book about abuse, which they'll promote together on the talk show circuit. A source close to Brown's legal team told the paper:

"The only way Chris can possibly reverse things is to come clean and help raise awareness about abusive relationships. Obviously this is a public relations campaign, but it only will work if there's genuine healing, contrition and a path to preventing future problems. ... It's another example of trying to turn a bad situation into something good ... where people can learn to change habits."

Part of the deal involves a contractual agreement between Rihanna and Brown. Word has it, the alleged abuser has agreed to pay Rihanna "as much as $10 million" and possibly more "if he as much as squeezes her arm the wrong way," said the Brown insider. (Source)

After Chris fails miserably at repairing his image, how long until he turns to gay porn to pay the bills? Early 2010? At this point he could build a sanctuary for orphaned puppy-kitten hybrids and people would still hate his guts. The only way he will ever get back into the good graces of the public is if he sets up a Pay-Per-View event where he's tied to a wall spread eagle and Rihanna is allowed to kick him in the nuts until her foot is as bruised as her face was. Of course if we're going to be really sadistic, there's an even worse thing we could do to Chris: force him to watch a full week of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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