Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt leaving Bar Deluxe in Hollywood (3/19)

If four-sentence stories with no sources cited are to be believed -- and why wouldn't they be? -- then Paris Hilton wants to have a baby. From The Sun:
Heiress Paris Hilton has told of her wish to start a family — despite her recent split from guitarist Benji Madden. Paris, 28, said she is keeping her best dresses for daughters and has picked a room to be a nursery in her LA pad. She has previously given up drinking and partying in an attempt to have a baby. The blonde socialite is currently dating US TV hunk Doug Reinhardt, who stars in 'reality' show The Hills. (Source)
How awesome would it be if Paris really did have a baby? You know she would treat the thing like it was just another one of her dogs. She'd name it Fluffy and buy it chew toys. She'd walk around Beverly Hills with it in one of those trendy Louis Vuitton carriers. And then she'd forget about it after a few months and it'd turn feral and go live under her house.

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Oh, please don't let her procreate...yikes.

Neither Paris nor her pathetic excuses for parents made the Hilton money. It was the grandfather who built the company. So, rich grandparents have kids who get married, then the kids who are rich and spoiled eventually have their own kids (i.e., Paris and Nicky and whatever other self-absorbed spawn they made) who are even more spoiled.

What would happen if the essentially useless Paris has a child? Ridiculous. Does she really have the wherewithall to teach a child right from wrong? how to be a responsible decision maker? how to be a productive member of society? What kind of moron would want this "woman" to raise his children?

I wonder what she thinks about at night on her bed? Does she wonder how she can be a better person? How she can use her influence to help the less fortunate? I assume she's wondering who the "hot guy" she saw at the "club" last night was.

Seriously sad, it's an adult body with the mind and maturity of a (spoiled) child.

^^^^ All 100% true, and all VERY good points....but it would still be hilarious to watch her raise another train wreck like herself.....or maybe a worse train wreck. Maybe a Lohan-style whacked out exploson with some 2007 britney sprinkled on top for good measure. Entertaining!

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YUCK YUCK EWWW. Please no more pictures of her YICK.
POOOPie DOOO NO MORE!!!!!!

Let us be honest here about something. At the very least acknowledge that she really likes this guy for the right reasons - he is not a multi-millionaire, neither is he mega famous. So maybe give her credit for being with somebody that doesn't look like total plastic.

You also have to ask how much of your perceptions are skewed by the popular media. She may be a very different person in real life than you may think. As it usually is with these celebs.

are you talking about the same paris? lol

he wants a new accessory- a baby would look good next to her fake hair, lips and cleavage. I hope she never has kids- She would just use the kids to get attention. Dont they have to be careful that the baby isnt infected with her sexually transmitted diseases when its born? Gross.

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