Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt leaving Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood (3/1)

Paris Hilton's new boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, bought her a $10,000 teacup Pomeranian during their trip to Tokyo in late February. Dude, you don't need to spend $10,000 to get her to sleep with you. That's like killing an ant with a nuclear missile. A $19.99 bottle of vodka is more than enough. From Life & Style:
"We had a great time," Paris told Life & Style outside an LA tanning salon after the trip. Doug doted on her too. "He went with her to all her appearances and shoots and would just stare at her adoringly," says the insider. "He says she's the hottest girl on the planet."

And Paris digs Doug. "She thinks he's really funny and sweet," says the insider. "When she ended her previous relationship with Benji [Madden], she promised herself she'd be single for a year. But she thinks Doug's handsome, generous and fun to be with." Benji was just too boring, says an insider. "He was so strict and controlling and never let her go out," says the insider. (Source)
Is getting Paris another dog really the best present Doug could come up with? A more appropriate gift would have been a Geiger counter, delousing powder, or this. And can you really blame Paris' ex-boyfriend for never letting "her go out"? Leaving Paris unattended at a single's bar is a lot like leaving a fat kid alone in a candy store: both are going to end up with their stomach's full and their mouths sticky.

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[Pacific Coast News]

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Um the hottest girl on the planet??

ahahahahaha what a blind douchebag

He must really love the photogs attention- to pay that much to walk around with Herpes Hilton

He's a speed bump, poor thang. She runs through men like the mighty Mississippi, y'all. Good times.

The only possible explanation is Paris gave him his first oral or anal experience. I've seen her tapes. She's not that good.

When a woman descibes you as "sweet", she's actually saying "I find you physically repulsive and will NEVER fuck you but while you're buying me stuff and flattering my enormous yet fragile ego, I'll keep you on a leash with a pussy-scented carrot dangling right in front of your nose until you finally wake up and realise that I'm just using your dumb ass. Then I'll get really drunk and sleep with your brother".

What?

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