I was clicking on my altavista randomlink search and came upon this. Why would anyone in thier right mind want to be anywhere near Paris Hilton? No man could afford her anyway... Her daddy needs to take everything away from her and make her work for it. He never should have done what he did with her. He should have taught her right from wrong and how to make it on her own. He did her a grave injustice!

Order of Valtrex for two to table five, please!

Does a guy really have to kiss Paris to nail her? I don't even want to think where her mouth has been.

Paris......KLASSSAAY as usual.

This raises an interesting question: who the fuck is Dough Reindhart?

Well...no one can say he isn't a very courageous man. Or that he hasn't suicidal tendencies.

What's that nasty pink thing she is sticking into his mouth?

very spicy, juicy photo