Holy crap she got ugly

Can Pam Anderson go one day without one of her tits falling out or her making a complete ass of herself? As a matter of fact, no, no she can't. From the National Enquirer:

Pam Anderson couldn't be bothered to read the menu when she lunched at The Ivy on Feb. 25. She made the waiter describe EVERY entree before she finally decided on a salad. (Print Edition - 3/16)

It's not that Pam Anderson "couldn't be bothered to read," it's that she can't. If science has proven anything, it's that the size of a woman's breasts is inversely proportional to her intelligence. Case in point: Pam was nominated for a Nobel Prize just weeks before her first boob job. Of course, like most scientific theorems, there's always one anomaly.  And in this case, it's defined as "Paris Hilton."

[Mavrixonline]