Lindsay Lohan leaving Maxfield in West Hollywood (3/28)

I don't know what fragrance company executive greenlit this (he had to be high as a motherfucker) but Lindsay Lohan is developing a perfume. A perfume that guaranteed to be the worse selling of all time -- even worse than Rosie O'Donnell's Bacon. From the UltraFragrances blog:

Actress and Singer Lindsay Lohan is following the steps of her female colleagues and is now next in line for launching her own fragrance. The creating of the perfume is still in it’s early stages. Lindsay Lohan gave an interview to the Sunday Times in which she revealed there’s a scent she has been "sorta" experimenting with.

She says, "An oil that I made up myself."

The fragrance is due to launch 2010. No details yet on fragrances notes or name. (Source)

If you really want to smell like Lindsay, you don't have to buy her perfume. You just need to roll around in cigarette butts and lather your hands with Ahi Tuna. And how is it possible that there's an oil she's "made up" by herself? The only fluids Lindsay has any experience with are vodka, lube, and semen (usually in that order). Frankly, at this point there's only one item she could release that the public might be interested in: the clasp on her bra.

[WENN]